"I saw one of these things last week! Those hot young Spanish boys used one during the floor show at the Friends Tavern in Jackson Heights! Hot stuff!"
Now I know these look a little more awkward than the current 9mm's that they carry, but once NYPD officers switch to these babies, the city will save $19 million over the next 20 years.
It's Friday. It's been a long week (unless you go to school...) and some opportunities are too good to pass up.
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'I can't believe they used this on me during my colonoscopy'
or
'See everyone, Quinn's blood is still on the tip'
or
'We've modernized and replaced the hamster with a ball on the end'
This is how I give everyone the shaft!
See me.......feel me.......touch me......heal me.........
@CJ Who?
"I saw one of these things last week! Those hot young Spanish boys used one during the floor show at the Friends Tavern in Jackson Heights! Hot stuff!"
Okay, it's your turn to reciprocate. Who wants to give it to me up the ass?
With this device, I can pick the voters' pockets without having to leave the royal palace and descend to their level.
It's a BS detector. For some reason it always goes off when I'm near it!??!!??!
You WILL marry the girl.
I'm gonna stick it to you!
Hey kids. It's find the Howdy Doody time!!!
Bend over NYC!
98.6. That seems about right!!!
Don't worry. It won't go off. I'm half-cocked!
Last member of the middle class? You're all mine!
Now I know these look a little more awkward than the current 9mm's that they carry, but once NYPD officers switch to these babies, the city will save $19 million over the next 20 years.
It is skinny as mine but I wish mine was as long instaed of the itty bitty one I got!
You're low on oil...
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