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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
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- Como wimps out of debate again
- Birds of a feather...part 7
- Haunted mansion murder on Staten Island
- Bushwick's spooky mansion
- Ghostbusters called to SI church
- Avella tells Bloomberg off
- Nydia: "Land Grabs Like This Give Eminent Domain A...
- Crappo Italiano in Red Hook
- Rest in Peace, Nancy Cataldi
- Cardinal confims he's not a Como fan
- 1940s NYC returns in old photos
- Another major surprise - schools are overcrowded
- The decline of manufacturing in NYC
- Vallone vs. Astoria housing for homeless
- An excellent piece about tweeding
- Rangel protest expands
- Downzoning fails to stop overdevelopment
- Overnight fire at Main St and Roosevelt Ave
- What politicians, ugly buildings and whores have i...
- Jesus Christ, Cardinal Egan endorse Como?
- Far Rockaway: NYC's "toss-away location"
- 'Healthy' tree falls down
- LPC gives blessing to St. Vincent's demo
- Citizens Union sticks with Frank
- Crazy inspector and building owner go at it
- Tide: Not just for laundry anymore!
- Lady Liberty coming to LIC
- Campaign sign doubles as wanted poster
- Metro visits Crescent Street
- Touchy Tierney
- Assembly's Silver opposes video slots at Belmont
- Documenting illegals: good luck with that
- Voters want statewide term limits
- Kissena cell tower
- Crane accident in College Point
- More on the plummeting price of homes
- Houseboat eviction at World's Fair Marina
- Chronicle defends Queens hipster
- Como sends out hilarious mailer, part 2
- Allegations of cat starvation at Sunnyside stores
- How the Campaign Finance Board wastes our money
- Collection of term limits articles
- Marge's malarkey
- Pregnant woman stabbed to death in S. Ozone Park
- Testimony and protest over Hunters Point South
- Henry Stern makes interesting point
- Queens Tribune vs. Queens Council pigs
- Negotiations failing at Willets Point
- An open letter to the City Council
- Chronicle's big fuss over Muss
- Mystery boxes popping up in Bayside
- Red-faced over green 'pumpkin'
- Hotel fight back on in Springfield Gardens
- Addabbo bill to stop foreclosure
- Queens house prices plummet
- Shocked on term limits
- Battle between boroughs over oldest building
- Transit report recommendations
- Grand Avenue house of horrors
- Birds of a feather...part 7
- Thompson: "Democracy has been suspended"
- What happened behind closed doors
- Tweeders united
- Aqueduct deal official
- Construction fence sums it up perfectly
- 33 poodles taken from Queens home
- Parkway Village considered for landmarking
- Queens rapist in Astoria and Corona
- More Forest Avenue Crapitecture
- Did Como make a deal with the devil?
- Another piece of Shea gone for good
- Funky Jamaica flower looks like Hindu god
- Long Island Motor Parkway turns 100
- Queens lady gets non-stop phone calls
- Gallagher acting as Como's attack dog
- Firehouse in Flushing hits century mark
- Rickles remembers where he came from
- Arrested aliens back out on the street
- NYS Pavilion: Weedy, seedy and needy
- The term limits plot thickens...
- Day laborers busted on 69th Street
- Kensinger's Creek photos
- Piano factories to condos
- Bastards...
- 2 cops shot in subway by illegal alien
- Laurelton LIRR station unsafe
- Flushing Meadows boathouse restoration
- Don't get snaked by fake sewer fix
- Queens kids go to school
- Kew Gardens Hills: where everything is low-rent
- Will of the people to be trampled on Thursday
- Thompson blasts Bloomberg's tactics
- Kaufman Astoria breaks ground on expansion
- City poisons our waters while fixing potholes
- Hooray for Hiram!
- How do we have money for this?
- Bad vibrations in Jackson Heights
- Daily News vs. Aqueduct Casino
- COUNCIL-RACE LOSER SPENT TAXPAYERS' MONEY LIKE A W...
- Scenic Lake Ivan, Jackson Heights
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23 comments:
SHOW ME DA MONEY!!!
"So I told McLaughlin to pay up or I was going to send my drinking buddies after him."
Dennis: "And den I grabs the old broad like dis."
Tony: "Ha ... I wonda if dat works with lobbyists."
Dennis : No one cares about the idiots on Queens Crap
Tony: What the hell is Queens Crap?
Dennis: So I bit her and she screamed....
Tony: Hah ha ha. I like biting things. Canolis, heroes, .....
"like milking a cow!"
"Haha"
Gallagher: "Tony, when's the last time you saw your wang."
Tony: "What district does he represent?"
Tony: "When was the last time you saw your other ball?"
"This is how an Irish guy talks in Italian."
GALLAGHER: hey tony, i goin' to the senior center wanna come and grab some skin? Those babes always love me long time.
SEMINERIO: dat sounds like fun dennis but i gotta go pick up some cash at the hospital, you might wanna come with me and i bet they'll letcha visit the nursing home wing to cop some feels.
Queens Crap I'll get back at you,
you all smell bad, really bad.
And you're all ugly. And fat too.
And Tony is gonna lose.
Everyone hates you.
Did I mention that you smell bad.
Granny Molester Rapist- Can you give some money from your slush fund Tony?
Influence Peddler Crook: Got any more jokes Dennis?
Alex the answer is: Who are political and sexual degenerates who are not smiling anymore.
Tony: Dennis, is it really true that you are just another defective bacterial infection?
Dennis: Well, just tell me; how badly do I smell?
Tony: pour some liquid chlorine over your flaccid body next time you bathe.
Dennis: I never bathe.
Mutt: So you see, we got the land cleared and got $300,000 to tear it down. Made sure it got to tha the 'right hands' if ya know whatta I mean.
Hired a work gang of day laborers, and cleared $295,000!
Its Queens. We can make money on any hole in the ground.
Jeff: Wow wow woobsie! They just threw everthing into dumpsters?
Mutt: Hell who knows? Half of it was rotten anyway. When we throw it together, no one will know if its memorex or if its the orginal.
Jeff: Then you gitten money to store it, move it, and digging anotha hole and thowin it to together!
Mutt: Hell, before this is over, someone is gonna get an award or sumpten.
Jeff: I gotta take anotha look at this here preservation thing.
You gotta love 'the life.'
3 TERMS!!! GO BLOOMBERG!!!
I thought this blog was about queens crap, not city politics?
See Tony, I told ya Serf would be joining us, the feds nailed his kiddie porn freak. Yeah Dennis, and you only was sellin' soft core over dere in Christ the Kink.
GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW QUEENS IS ONE BOROUGH OF NEW YORK CITY.
gallagher: hey tony, i know you're in trouble but look at me. i jumped on and beat a grandma and i'm still walkin' around. nuttin's gonna happen to you. in fact i'll even give you my attorney, jake. he's a chronic stutterer sort of like that legal aid attorney in "my cousin vinny." the judges get annoyed with his stuttering so they usually throw the case out of court.
tony: wow, great, hey wait a minute, isn't that the guy that hangs with youse and likes to pork everything that moves?
gallagher: nah, you're mixin' him up with someone else.
tony: wat big cases has he won?
gallagher: well let's see, he once got a guy off from paying for a parking ticket.
tony: ha-ha-ha, no really dennis.
dennis: listen google jake and see all of the great cases he has won. the guy is great! really tony. would i lie to you?
tony: wat's a google?
dennis: it's when your pee pee leaks and causes a spot on yer white pants.
tony: ha ha ha i have that shit happenin' all the time.
dennis: so should i call jake
tony: sure call him but don't tell him i have cash.
Any word on when we might be having a special election so we can actually have a representative (preferably not corrupt) in the Assembly?
Umm...
Would Mutt and Jeff be talkin' 'bout St Saviours?!?!?
you mean Mutt & Mutt
Hey Tony, Whaddya say we do an ex-pols' version of The Full Monty? Check this out: "Hot Stuff baby this evening!"
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