Blame professulas whose posh pensions graze on stumbent loan interest from vacuous degrees in basket weaving commie nutty organizing. Turn grant grubbing aghadhimmic blather into fuel, especially perverts like mayor crotch who gas for obsama zbin biden. Your islamosympathic gutterswabbing clothing and pierced privates spreads diesease. If you weren't such baby killing, vermin snuggling perverts you wouldn't be driving up our health costs, then collecting disability for your commie nutty organizing dementia. Your passive aggressive labor unions grab our guns, cars (congestion pricing), balls (SONDA), wallets, and homes but we will grab your throats and dang you from trailer bone tolls. Repeal the seventeenth amendment before any VAT. All the homeless are drugged out hippies. Second Amendment is the ONLY Homeland Security. Wait until we waste all your stumbent subprimes, so you need to sell your affectation glutton art and work instead of diverting tution and Y2K scams to soviet freezeniks! When oil plummets, lych aghadhimmic peakies abbetting soviet wealth funds.
Serphin Maltese is the most disgraceful politician in Queens. He's worse than Gallagher and McLaughlin. He's been in the State Senate for decades and still does not know the first thing about serving our community. His staff is clueless and he cares only about getting reelected.
We would like to thank all the stupid taxpayers of Maspeth, Middle Vilalge and Glendale for allowing us to get our hands on your money, and for not doing anything about it when we pissed it away on drugs, hookers, and drinking.
Hey Brian who can we rob next in order to pay our legal bills!!!!
The sluts from Gallaghers office forgot to bring the digital camera with wide angle lense so there isnt enough room for all the lowlifes that Maspeth has elected, into the photo opportunity. The sleaze factor here is enormous.
Serf: Dennis did you get the tickets to Honolulu with those hot grandmother babes? If not I'm bringing Susan. Brian can't go because the feds are on to him. We have nothing to worry about because Judge Brown is investigating (wink) our involvement in influence peddling.
McLaughlin: You two guys have some kind of foul odor coming out of your mouths. Get some Listerine will youse.
Gallagher: Serf do you think our opponents may use this photo for some future use? Make sure your photographer doesn't give it to anyone.
Serf: Don't worry Dennis, I'm on it, no one will see this photo.
It's another Friday and once again, I invite you to caption this photo.
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Party Time! Let's get Leid!!
Brian: Serf, they told me the ham was really turkey. Why isn't there any pig at this luau?
Serf: What are you talking about? He's standing here to my left.
"Fer chrissakes Ridgewoodian!!! Take the damn photo!!!"
The Three Gay Amigos
Blame professulas whose posh pensions graze on stumbent loan interest from
vacuous degrees in basket weaving commie nutty organizing. Turn grant
grubbing aghadhimmic blather into fuel, especially perverts like mayor crotch
who gas for obsama zbin biden. Your islamosympathic gutterswabbing clothing
and pierced privates spreads diesease. If you weren't such baby killing,
vermin snuggling perverts you wouldn't be driving up our health costs, then
collecting disability for your commie nutty organizing dementia. Your
passive aggressive labor unions grab our guns, cars (congestion pricing),
balls (SONDA), wallets, and homes but we will grab your throats and dang you
from trailer bone tolls. Repeal the seventeenth amendment before any VAT. All
the homeless are drugged out hippies. Second Amendment is the ONLY Homeland
Security. Wait until we waste all your stumbent subprimes, so you need to
sell your affectation glutton art and work instead of diverting tution and
Y2K scams to soviet freezeniks! When oil plummets, lych aghadhimmic peakies
abbetting soviet wealth funds.
Jack Reylan: Like, far out man, really groovy!! I haven't seen such groovy poetry since Allen Ginsberg!!!
What do you say brother?? Let's take to the streets, man, and bump off a few squares!!! Make a scene, knock off the dean!!!
Angel headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night!!
Bellevue called, they said your meds are ready!
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness.....
Pinky: Last time I got laid, they put me in jail!
What is that boozed up criminal doing at large on our streets ! Didnt Pink have rape charges ?
Hey, Seminerio and Como come on in. We need the the whole gang in this shot.
Serf: Which one of you has your hand on my butt?
TRES BANDITOS
Serphin Maltese is the most disgraceful politician in Queens. He's worse than Gallagher and McLaughlin. He's been in the State Senate for decades and still does not know the first thing about serving our community. His staff is clueless and he cares only about getting reelected.
We deserve better here in Glendale.
We would like to thank all the stupid taxpayers of Maspeth, Middle Vilalge and Glendale for allowing us to get our hands on your money, and for not doing anything about it when we pissed it away on drugs, hookers, and drinking.
Hey Brian who can we rob next in order to pay our legal bills!!!!
The sluts from Gallaghers office forgot to bring the digital camera with wide angle lense so there isnt enough room for all the lowlifes that Maspeth has elected, into the photo opportunity. The sleaze factor here is enormous.
"Stand like this so the handcuffs don't show in the picture"
Serf: Dennis did you get the tickets to Honolulu with those hot grandmother babes? If not I'm bringing Susan. Brian can't go because the feds are on to him. We have nothing to worry about because Judge Brown is investigating (wink) our involvement in influence peddling.
McLaughlin: You two guys have some kind of foul odor coming out of your mouths. Get some Listerine will youse.
Gallagher: Serf do you think our opponents may use this photo for some future use? Make sure your photographer doesn't give it to anyone.
Serf: Don't worry Dennis, I'm on it, no one will see this photo.
Brian: "OK, Dennis, you can take a Little League Mom, but I get the bankroll."
I don't have a caption to add, but clearly Serf is taking money from Bri-bri's left hand and from Pinky's right.
So Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolfman...
The cardinal rule at the gallsmiths dinner is to always blame the ukulele.
Brian harassed Dick Parsons over the social security commission. Bruno opposed the Gulf War. Dick Cheney always gets his man. Parsons for Governator.
Pigs at a luau!
Two are even wearing lays.
Oops I shouldn't have used the "L" word.
Now "pinky's" getting aroused thinking about "forcibly touching" another grandma!
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