I just came back from my trip to Israel. Let us send all our tax money to our good friend and ally so that they can steal more land and oppress more people. Let us release any of their spies from our jails, because they were only spying on us because they love us. No, it's got nothing to do with AIPAC financing election campaigns. Nothing at all!
I just spent the past week in South America telling everyone not to come to New York. Nobody told me beforehand that they don't understand English. Jeeeez!
I could use a checkup but you need to concentrate just a wee bit harder.
While I'm here, enough with the Trump/Biden comments people. I'll put em up because it's exhausting deleting irrelevant thoughts on here. Like Mayor Adams says let's stay on topic (except on Tuesday)
So Jaunie-boy got a little handsie w/a gal or two.them floozies were throwing themselves at him. No he's not taking calls & I don't know where he went. You can talk to me .I speak Bojangles.
This has been a great Summer. First I had a vacation in Israel, then South America, where next Juan? The Bahamas to study their beach culture? Netherlands to study bikes and weed? UK to study imperialism? Denmark to study democracy?
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I never had sex with that woman
I just realised... This guy's a ꓟꓳRꓳꓠ!
I'm behind "The Biden of Crooklyn" ....
Adios Amigo !
We blame Trump !
Accountability is kryptonite to the average American
A truly fallen society.
No Juan Ardila in sight.
I just came back from my trip to Israel. Let us send all our tax money to our good friend and ally so that they can steal more land and oppress more people.
Let us release any of their spies from our jails, because they were only spying on us because they love us.
No, it's got nothing to do with AIPAC financing election campaigns. Nothing at all!
Im flipping sides. I'm a Republican.
I just spent the past week in South America telling everyone not to come to New York.
Nobody told me beforehand that they don't understand English. Jeeeez!
Look at these sunglasses. They cost me $1000. Cool?
I'm the bicycle Mayor. Anyone on a bike will get hit by a car.
I'm the greatest mayor ever!
Prove me wrong ...
Is there room for me in your administration, Mayor Adams?
The Republican congress is a bigger mess than Newton Creek. More mouths than brain cells.
Donald J Trump for house speaker. He's my hero.
Dunno about you, but I'm voting for RFK Jr.
Vote for "Tricky Vicky" and get a free fake license plate. Vote twice, and you'll get one from the front of the car too.
Vote for Bob Holden and get a free bike.
Jim Jordan for Speaker.
He's so cool.
The Church of Biden doesn't tolerate apostacy.
Juan and Juan equals three idiots in one photo.
We smell each others farts
@JQ needs re: eye doctor.
I could use a checkup but you need to concentrate just a wee bit harder.
While I'm here, enough with the Trump/Biden comments people. I'll put em up because it's exhausting deleting irrelevant thoughts on here. Like Mayor Adams says let's stay on topic (except on Tuesday)
So Jaunie-boy got a little handsie w/a gal or two.them floozies were throwing themselves at him.
No he's not taking calls & I don't know where he went. You can talk to me .I speak Bojangles.
You said $1000 for those specs? Nah, I got them for $7.95 at Home Depot.
The city has issues, Imagine if that clown with the herd of cats and silly red hat was in charge?
@“ enough with the Trump/Biden comments people”
Isn’t Trump from Queens? And isn’t he crap?
We need a full military police, because police in military uniform look so cool.
Where is Queens anyway?
Can someone turn on the light?
If I was mayor of Tel Aviv it would be as safe as ‘Merica.
We’re Holding a collection for Rudy. He’s broke and can’t even pay his legal bills. Someone let him down big time. Us Mayor’s stick together.
I’m off to fix congress!
Wow, Everyone is tired of Liberals and Democrats.
Yeah boiii JQ is doing a great job.
This is all Joe Biden’s fault.
Is it true that the Republicans are eating their young too? There'll be none left in the USA between the Democrats and Republicans feasting.
I'm here, I'm here behind these two. If nobody can see me, I may get re-elected. If not, I'll become a Republican and cry "Fake News".
We three are united, unlike the leaderless clowns in congress.
This has been a great Summer. First I had a vacation in Israel, then South America, where next Juan? The Bahamas to study their beach culture? Netherlands to study bikes and weed? UK to study imperialism? Denmark to study democracy?
No you can’t join my admin Juan. I’m a Republican. Oh wait, sexual assault? You are very welcome. That must’ve been fake news.
It’s good to be the King!
Kitara for house speaker!
I see my good buddy Chucky Schumer wants to send millions of tax payers money to Israel. Yeeehaah!
Take a hike Commie Troll....
@ "leaderless clowns in congress"
And you have this mystical wisdom, how?
Let’s not talk about Crooked Joe
Take a hit fascist Troll …
@"And you have this mystical wisdom, how?"
Some things are beyond your very limited comprehension.
We laugh at the Sheeple
@"Take a hit"
The only thing I "Hit" is fine ass....
I speaka da Bojangles - me no neber me neber neber me nerber haves da sex wid dat womens.
BITCH I IS A GROWN ASS MAN I DONT NEED NO DADDY
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