I can wear this silly hat, an Indian crash helmet, a Brooklyn beanie bop, or shake some beads and incense, I'll still be transported to a beautiful world in outer space when I die. There'll be no liberals there, except for that Jesus guy and Buddha.
I'm one of you! Another religious fanatic. You believe in your guy, I believe in my guy, and we're all going to be saved. Except for the ones that don't believe in your guy, or my guy, or other gods with large voting blocks in NYC. Theyre doomed!
Next week we're going to have the battle of the Gods!
Round I 1. Jehovah v Zeus 2. Allah v Jupiter 3. Aires v Vishnu 4. Lug v Isis 5. Lucifer v Neptune 6. Thor v The Sun Jesus and Buddha abstained for religious reasons. Unfortunately, Donald J. Trump didn't qualify this time.
Why am I wearing a Kufi? Traditionally, when worn by men, the kufi is a sign of peace, mourning, renewal or protection of the mind. Maybe I'm prematurely mourning the death of NYC....that I helped to cause?
Jared Kushner, spend your ill-gotten Saudi Arabian graft money in this city! Buy billions of dollars worth of lattes to create the "Trickle Down Effect" we hear so much about from the corporate shills on the right.
I know you all want me to bring LIV golf to New York City, but I think it would be an insult to the families of the people who died to bring this Saudi abomination here. Leave that to the people with no morals, like TrumpTurd and his greedy son-in-law, Jared.
I just came back from a fully paid for trip to Israel, compliments of some wealthy Brooklyn benefactors. Of course, they want nothing in return. Now, if you want me to go to your country to kiss ass, you'll need to ante up and hand over lots of Bengamins to cover the costs.
The pledge of allegiance says "one Nation under God", but it doesn't say which God. I hereby say that it means "Allah". So from now on, you can say, "one Nation under Allah".
Mr Queens said... Jared Kushner is doing a job and collecting a salary ! He dosn't need your approval. Jared is an American businessman, investor, and former government official.
Anonymous Anonymous said... Jared Kushner, spend your ill-gotten Saudi Arabian graft money in this city! Buy billions of dollars worth of lattes to create the "Trickle Down Effect" we hear so much about from the corporate shills on the right.
Almost right:
Hunter & Joe Biden, spend your ill-gotten Chinese/Ukranian graft money in this city! Buy billions of dollars worth of lattes to create the "Trickle Down Effect" we hear so much about from the corporate shills on the left & right.
While you’re at it, Hunter…for god’s sake, stop with the elder abuse by making your incompetent father run for President.
Keep removing those comments from Kweens Krap, boys! Maybe for my next trick I’ll suspend the writ of habeas corpus for anyone who doesn’t follow my agenda. Just like ole Abe Lincoln.
Count yourselves lucky you live in the great city of New York. Some unfortunate sheeple can't even insure their houses down in the Great Swamp of Florida. Did someone say Global Warming ???
So glad I escaped NY. Florida has crime, but nothing like Queens and Manhattan. Schools aren't the best, but we don't have 29,000 new illegals waiting to take the place of native NYers. Sure, Florida was built on a swamp. But not as many rats running around the city biting little children in playgrounds. No drive by shootings killing innocent black children. Yeah, I guess you have it better than me , who spent a lifetime in Queens. The only thing bad about Palm Beach County are the ultra liberal progressive snowbirds who are allowed to vote here and try to make FL as awful as NY.
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58 comments:
"A fatwa on the press who criticize me."
I just came back from the traditional American political kissing of Israels ass. Now I'm starting a new tradition of Jihad in January.
I can wear this silly hat, an Indian crash helmet, a Brooklyn beanie bop, or shake some beads and incense, I'll still be transported to a beautiful world in outer space when I die. There'll be no liberals there, except for that Jesus guy and Buddha.
"Call for Philip Mmmmmooooorrrrr-rrrrraaaaaiiiiisssss!!!!!"
I'm one of you! Another religious fanatic. You believe in your guy,
I believe in my guy, and we're all going to be saved.
Except for the ones that don't believe in your guy, or my guy, or other gods with large voting blocks in NYC. Theyre doomed!
I wear this cap because Mohammad said, "Wear this cap".
That's what a "Person of Faith" does.
Hallelujah!
Next week we're going to have the battle of the Gods!
Round I
1. Jehovah v Zeus
2. Allah v Jupiter
3. Aires v Vishnu
4. Lug v Isis
5. Lucifer v Neptune
6. Thor v The Sun
Jesus and Buddha abstained for religious reasons. Unfortunately, Donald J. Trump didn't qualify this time.
My money is on Thor.
May the best God win!
Smoking pot makes you lazy and stupid like me
You’ve come a long way, baby…
Let's legalize drugs..
It will be much easier to control them..
Production at work/life/society will
drastically drop and it will pave our way to socialism...
Everyone but the upper elite class will be affected
Same old, same old. Thank a Democrat.
Godless George: you're showing your age. But I wish I thought of that one.
NYC Something new Something different Everyday.
Happy communist day to all New Yorkers!
Showing my true colors at last. 9/11 anniversary is coming up, and now you know with whom I stand. Hint: it ain't you.
Identity politics got me elected !
Why am I wearing a Kufi? Traditionally, when worn by men, the kufi is a sign of peace, mourning, renewal or protection of the mind. Maybe I'm prematurely mourning the death of NYC....that I helped to cause?
Biden-ahu Akbar!
Censorship is real. Prove me wrong !!!!
Jared Kushner, spend your ill-gotten Saudi Arabian graft money in this city! Buy billions of dollars worth of lattes to create the "Trickle Down Effect" we hear so much about from the corporate shills on the right.
I know you all want me to bring LIV golf to New York City, but I think it would be an insult to the families of the people who died to bring this Saudi abomination here. Leave that to the people with no morals, like TrumpTurd and his greedy son-in-law, Jared.
I just heard that the crime rate in Miami and Jacksonville, Florida are higher than New York? How could that happen with Republican mayors?
I just came back from a fully paid for trip to Israel, compliments of some wealthy Brooklyn benefactors. Of course, they want nothing in return. Now, if you want me to go to your country to kiss ass, you'll need to ante up and hand over lots of Bengamins to cover the costs.
LIV golf, anyone ?
The pledge of allegiance says "one Nation under God", but it doesn't say which God. I hereby say that it means "Allah". So from now on, you can say, "one Nation under Allah".
Joe Biden is coming for your beer! Run for the hills while you still can!
Mr Queens said...
Jared Kushner is doing a job and collecting a salary ! He dosn't need your approval.
Jared is an American businessman, investor, and former government official.
Censorship is real !
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jared Kushner, spend your ill-gotten Saudi Arabian graft money in this city! Buy billions of dollars worth of lattes to create the "Trickle Down Effect" we hear so much about from the corporate shills on the right.
Almost right:
Hunter & Joe Biden, spend your ill-gotten Chinese/Ukranian graft money in this city! Buy billions of dollars worth of lattes to create the "Trickle Down Effect" we hear so much about from the corporate shills on the left & right.
While you’re at it, Hunter…for god’s sake, stop with the elder abuse by making your incompetent father run for President.
Proud boy gets 22 years. That’s sad…
Keep removing those comments from Kweens Krap, boys! Maybe for my next trick I’ll suspend the writ of habeas corpus for anyone who doesn’t follow my agenda. Just like ole Abe Lincoln.
Count yourselves lucky you live in the great city of New York. Some unfortunate sheeple can't even insure their houses down in the Great Swamp of Florida.
Did someone say Global Warming ???
@"Proud boy gets 22 years" Yes it is...
From a constitutional republic to a banana republic. How sad.
Insurrection is a crime.
Prove me wrong!
So glad I escaped NY. Florida has crime, but nothing like Queens and Manhattan. Schools aren't the best, but we don't have 29,000 new illegals waiting to take the place of native NYers. Sure, Florida was built on a swamp. But not as many rats running around the city biting little children in playgrounds. No drive by shootings killing innocent black children. Yeah, I guess you have it better than me , who spent a lifetime in Queens. The only thing bad about Palm Beach County are the ultra liberal progressive snowbirds who are allowed to vote here and try to make FL as awful as NY.
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