"I stole this catalytic converter off the Corvette in Joe Biden's garage. Fortunately everyone else was busy looking at the boxes of classified documents."
We know cars and oversized SUV's kill lots more people, but car drivers are very sensitive, so we got to pretend it isn't happening. I've got a great idea! Let's go after scooters instead. The Sheeple are easily hoodwinked.
Cancel culture is going too far! First they come after your books, then your public education, then your kids genitals, then your cheap watery beer, then they come after your scooters.
Why does corporate media always refer to right-wing nuts as "conservatives"? Are they scared? Or are they concerned about super sensitive right-wing snowflakes?
That's right boys and goils! Ladies and germs! for a campaign donation of a lousy tax free $3.99 you too can have one of these power packs surgically implanted where the sun don't shine. It's better than a stick up your ass!
This isn't just any battery. This is a special laser that deflects light off the moon, and ignites fires in California. This model was provided by George Soros, who's hiding under the podium.
Shud uppa you fat face! You gonna buy this or get outta mah store! Yeah yeah only cash you stunade. Lemme see you got money you dirty gavone. You no get the friends of Chuckie discount.you gonna pay and you gonna pay again da taxes
'We all must stop increasing levels of smoke pollution in the atmosphere during this terrible Industrial Revolution by adding Lithium-ion battery fires'
I know that this is a minor issue compared to the traitorous alleged rapist currently on trial in Manhattan. But unlike red states, we have a policy of "innocent until proven guilty", so the traitorous alleged rapist can still roam free, tweet like a twit and run for president with the Putinists party. If we got rid of this "woke" bail reform, this traitorous TrumpTurd could be incarcerated in Rikers until the trial was over.
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See we the Government can create problems only to solve them !
The more lame issues and fake solutions the more votes I get !
Biden 2024 ! LOL....
I will put climate justice at the forefront with lithium ....
"I stole this catalytic converter off the Corvette in Joe Biden's garage. Fortunately everyone else was busy looking at the boxes of classified documents."
Kitara What is QAnon news ? Where do you read it ?
Leading with my Democratic values is the only way !
Climate Justice and ESG for everyone...
"I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help" RONALD REAGAN
We know cars and oversized SUV's kill lots more people, but car drivers are very sensitive, so we got to pretend it isn't happening. I've got a great idea! Let's go after scooters instead. The Sheeple are easily hoodwinked.
The botox ain't working.
Come to NYC where only the criminals have rights.
You’ve been bamboozled but I need votes because Sandy is on my tail!
Sheeple are glad democrats like me are spending so much time on this issue while street crime spirals out of control.
The way of the Dem0rAts is to create the problem, then throw more tax money at the problem.
Cancel culture is going too far! First they come after your books, then your public education, then your kids genitals, then your cheap watery beer, then they come after your scooters.
This is what a generic corporate democrat has to do to get elected.
So, Joe Biden is going to seek re-election? We dems got it so easy for 2024. Even a statue could beat that TrumpTurd or Meatball from Florida.
You can't sow discord, that's my job!
Hey Chuckie bend over I wanna stick that right up your ass. Love AOC
If this were a book, it'd be banned in Florida.
This battery lasts longer than a Fox News host.
Goodness, his face looks like it was roasted by the bomb
"The only thing more dangerous than a cheap, knock-off lithium-ion battery is trying to get between me and a microphone."
Why does corporate media always refer to right-wing nuts as "conservatives"? Are they scared? Or are they concerned about super sensitive right-wing snowflakes?
This is something I've been reading about for years and he's discovering this now.
Okay listen this is scary
That's right boys and goils! Ladies and germs! for a campaign donation of a lousy tax free $3.99 you too can have one of these power packs surgically implanted where the sun don't shine. It's better than a stick up your ass!
This isn't just any battery. This is a special laser that deflects light off the moon, and ignites fires in California. This model was provided by George Soros, who's hiding under the podium.
Shud uppa you fat face! You gonna buy this or get outta mah store! Yeah yeah only cash you stunade. Lemme see you got money you dirty gavone. You no get the friends of Chuckie discount.you gonna pay and you gonna pay again da taxes
Maybe I get Sandy to hold it while I light the fuse then run like hell.
"Cancel this!" snowflake car totalitarians!
I will prove to the World that the social ecology movement is Nuts !
'We all must stop increasing levels of smoke pollution in the atmosphere during this terrible Industrial Revolution by adding Lithium-ion battery fires'
A green economy is a better economy
Battery Freedom is under assault
Remember to add 10% For the Big Guy!
I will tell you again and again until my hair plugs fall out the real culprit is climate change!
I encourage the safe operation of e-bikes even if it burns your home down !
E-Bikes what could possibly go wrong
If this was a book, it’d be banned in Florida.
Chuck you should stay outta the sun or use sunscreen.
He looks terrible he should see a doctor
They can take this from my cold dead hands!
Who's Sandy?
I know that this is a minor issue compared to the traitorous alleged rapist currently on trial in Manhattan. But unlike red states, we have a policy of "innocent until proven guilty", so the traitorous alleged rapist can still roam free, tweet like a twit and run for president with the Putinists party.
If we got rid of this "woke" bail reform, this traitorous TrumpTurd could be incarcerated in Rikers until the trial was over.
40 year old government cheese anyone?
If the GOP can’t figure out how to beat old Joe, they’re useless.
Hey, you can make fun of our governor all you want, but at least she's not dumb enough to get sued by Mickey Mouse.
Gaslighting America
"Lithium batteries for sale!"
Schmucks, They will always vote democrat no matter what.
Ugly sport jacket.
The world owes Alex Jones a gigantic apology
I gotta make a few dollars when I can. Now that Shelly's gone the sky's the limit
Sandy is Alexandra Ocasio- Cortez- while bartending she was Sandy Cortez
This is just a placeholder so nobody sees my face - cos it looks like a vintage leather satchel.
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