Sunday, July 4, 2021

Celebrate U.S.A.'s birthday by captioning POTUS

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That secret service agent is about to tackle that ice cream cone.

 

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

the look on the agents face is priceless haha

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Delihla had a Cackle...

Anonymous said...

I lie and MSM/CNN swears to it. Just another day in Oz.

Anonymous said...

Hunter's laptop ? What's that?

Anonymous said...

"10% for the Big Guy"

Anonymous said...

He’s using only one hand.

Anonymous said...

I will take you back to the Nixon/ Carter era...

Anonymous said...

My policy is a recipe for weakness that could prove a true danger to America and the world !

Anonymous said...

"I will red pill those that are intelligent enough to think on their own"

Anonymous said...

"Eating a cone is much nicer than answering nasty questions"

Anonymous said...

Lol no brain to freeze.

Anonymous said...

Anything Kamala can do, I can do too.

Anonymous said...

Please don't ruin our day with this face!

Anonymous said...

I'm Doing "The Kamala"

georgetheatheist said...

"Oh Jill, ummm you're so sexy."

Anonymous said...

This pork chop tastes great

Anonymous said...

Honky-ass vanilla. That figures.

Anonymous said...

Kamala taught me how to eat like this.

Anonymous said...

the secret service agent's thinking "Gimme that cone"

Anonymous said...

Tastes like little girl.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking senile moron

Anonymous said...

No damn way this dumbass cracka got elected without cheating.

Anonymous said...

Well the last guy was a brainless traitor. No matter what I do, I’ll still look good.

Anonymous said...

"You mean Donald Trump has to pay people to do this for him?"

Adriatic Hillbilly said...

Reminds me of when I went down on Corn pop back in the day

Anonymous said...

My son Hunter has proven to be the White House's number one moocher

Anonymous said...

If Cackle and I have our way we will change the U.S. flag to a symbol of socialism !

Anonymous said...

Harris was a known failure before the I picked her for vice president.

Anonymous said...

Where is this pizza parlor that Q-Anon freaks keep freaking about?

Anonymous said...

6 months later and the last guy is still not behind bars! What’s going on?

Anonymous said...

Cackle likes dark chocolate and I love Vanilla !

Anonymous said...

Boy Oh Boy the Arizona GOP recount leads to Pennsylvania Republicans starting the same investigation !

Anonymous said...

I gets “2” Scoops because Cackle is in over her head

Anonymous said...

Jill this is great and Democrat party is a dumpster fire of epic proportions

Anonymous said...

This smells better than shampoo

Anonymous said...

"My cognitive function is fine. Here is the thing... I'm just a U.S. Senator for the last 150 years and I voted for Trump. See my cognitive function is fine."

Anonymous said...

Politics aside this is just sad to watch. Everyone around him should be embarrassed

Anonymous said...

I better hurry up and eat this now before Camel wants some.

Anonymous said...

That sum of a gun security guard/handler aint' getting none of this ice cream cone. They say I'll be getting three square meals again when I stop screwing up with the teleprompter.

Anonymous said...

No matter how dumb I look, I’ll never be as dumb as a trumpanzee!

Anonymous said...

At least I can eat it. The last guy would've left his dentures and toupee stuck in this stuff.

Anonymous said...

@"Well the last guy was a brainless traitor. No matter what I do, I’ll still look good."

Ha! Ha!, funny guy.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many Fakriots with oversized American flags are making fun of this guy now?

Anonymous said...

Are you on Gettr ?

Anonymous said...

Carlin was a great comedian but I'm the biggest joke.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to Illegally Bombs Middle East Again!

Anonymous said...

C'mon Sheeple at least there are no more mean tweets.

Anonymous said...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning and toddler hair in the evening"

Anonymous said...

Exceeding my expectations!

Anonymous said...

McAfee didn't uninstall himself.

Anonymous said...

Can we start referring to our own government as regimes too?

Anonymous said...

"I bomb more people before my 9am nap than any other president."

Anonymous said...

AOC is complicit in making sure this hack stays in power. What a failure.

Anonymous said...

All very comical replies, but remember, CRAPPY comedians, the truth almost always comes out in jest (almost). One truthful statement that was made last year, however, that is profoundly serious (and unwaveringly true) will sadly be airbrushed from the annals of past historic grievances, altogether (becuse human nature with regard to politics is never about the well being of all others). Nevertheless, the 'Cold Light of Day' reality will malinger for an indelible eternity, no matter HOW hard the corrupt, party-machine-failed duopoly ignores the five-alarm warning signal that STRENUOUSLY exhorted: ❝They are not after ME, they are after YOU――I am simply in the WAY.❞ ――President Donald J. TRUMP, 2019

NOTE: The above statement in no way affirms any and all political endorsements and/or political recognition/favoritism for Donald Trump.

❝You have to be armed to have power, you see.❞ ――Fred Hampton

Anonymous said...

Lies and deception, fear and hysteria, are the tools of evil to distort reality, temporarily. Truth will prevail. Reality sustains itself with no effort at all. Alternatives to reality require enormous resources to persist for a short time.

Anonymous said...

Are we sure their aren't Russians involved ?

Anonymous said...

Trump will be Nominated for Speaker of The House in 2022 by GOP and He Doesn't Have to Become a Congressman ?

Anonymous said...

Two scoops for me take that Orange Man Badass !

Anonymous said...

Keep the vulture circling Camala away while I enjoy my icecream

Sheeple said...

I'm getting that secret microchip from that Ice cream, if it's the last thing I do. I'm going to deflect a laser beam off the moon, onto the cone, melt that ice cream and reveal that chip that's secretly transmitting signals to Crooked Hilary's kiddie fiddle ring.
How it Works

Anonymous said...

Jill likes being president She will undermine Kamala at every turn.

Anonymous said...

You know the thing, Tulsi Gabbard is being proven right about Kamala over and over again.

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