"My cognitive function is fine. Here is the thing... I'm just a U.S. Senator for the last 150 years and I voted for Trump. See my cognitive function is fine."
That sum of a gun security guard/handler aint' getting none of this ice cream cone. They say I'll be getting three square meals again when I stop screwing up with the teleprompter.
All very comical replies, but remember, CRAPPY comedians, the truth almost always comes out in jest (almost). One truthful statement that was made last year, however, that is profoundly serious (and unwaveringly true) will sadly be airbrushed from the annals of past historic grievances, altogether (becuse human nature with regard to politics is never about the well being of all others). Nevertheless, the 'Cold Light of Day' reality will malinger for an indelible eternity, no matter HOW hard the corrupt, party-machine-failed duopoly ignores the five-alarm warning signal that STRENUOUSLY exhorted: ❝They are not after ME, they are after YOU――I am simply in the WAY.❞ ――President Donald J. TRUMP, 2019
NOTE: The above statement in no way affirms any and all political endorsements and/or political recognition/favoritism for Donald Trump.
❝You have to be armed to have power, you see.❞ ――Fred Hampton
Lies and deception, fear and hysteria, are the tools of evil to distort reality, temporarily. Truth will prevail. Reality sustains itself with no effort at all. Alternatives to reality require enormous resources to persist for a short time.
I'm getting that secret microchip from that Ice cream, if it's the last thing I do. I'm going to deflect a laser beam off the moon, onto the cone, melt that ice cream and reveal that chip that's secretly transmitting signals to Crooked Hilary's kiddie fiddle ring. How it Works
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the look on the agents face is priceless haha
I wonder if Delihla had a Cackle...
I lie and MSM/CNN swears to it. Just another day in Oz.
Hunter's laptop ? What's that?
"10% for the Big Guy"
He’s using only one hand.
I will take you back to the Nixon/ Carter era...
My policy is a recipe for weakness that could prove a true danger to America and the world !
"I will red pill those that are intelligent enough to think on their own"
"Eating a cone is much nicer than answering nasty questions"
Lol no brain to freeze.
Anything Kamala can do, I can do too.
Please don't ruin our day with this face!
I'm Doing "The Kamala"
"Oh Jill, ummm you're so sexy."
This pork chop tastes great
Honky-ass vanilla. That figures.
Kamala taught me how to eat like this.
the secret service agent's thinking "Gimme that cone"
Tastes like little girl.
What a fucking senile moron
No damn way this dumbass cracka got elected without cheating.
Well the last guy was a brainless traitor. No matter what I do, I’ll still look good.
"You mean Donald Trump has to pay people to do this for him?"
Reminds me of when I went down on Corn pop back in the day
My son Hunter has proven to be the White House's number one moocher
If Cackle and I have our way we will change the U.S. flag to a symbol of socialism !
Harris was a known failure before the I picked her for vice president.
Where is this pizza parlor that Q-Anon freaks keep freaking about?
6 months later and the last guy is still not behind bars! What’s going on?
Cackle likes dark chocolate and I love Vanilla !
Boy Oh Boy the Arizona GOP recount leads to Pennsylvania Republicans starting the same investigation !
I gets “2” Scoops because Cackle is in over her head
Jill this is great and Democrat party is a dumpster fire of epic proportions
This smells better than shampoo
"My cognitive function is fine. Here is the thing... I'm just a U.S. Senator for the last 150 years and I voted for Trump. See my cognitive function is fine."
Politics aside this is just sad to watch. Everyone around him should be embarrassed
I better hurry up and eat this now before Camel wants some.
That sum of a gun security guard/handler aint' getting none of this ice cream cone. They say I'll be getting three square meals again when I stop screwing up with the teleprompter.
No matter how dumb I look, I’ll never be as dumb as a trumpanzee!
At least I can eat it. The last guy would've left his dentures and toupee stuck in this stuff.
@"Well the last guy was a brainless traitor. No matter what I do, I’ll still look good."
Ha! Ha!, funny guy.
I wonder how many Fakriots with oversized American flags are making fun of this guy now?
Are you on Gettr ?
Carlin was a great comedian but I'm the biggest joke.
I'm going to Illegally Bombs Middle East Again!
C'mon Sheeple at least there are no more mean tweets.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning and toddler hair in the evening"
Exceeding my expectations!
McAfee didn't uninstall himself.
Can we start referring to our own government as regimes too?
"I bomb more people before my 9am nap than any other president."
AOC is complicit in making sure this hack stays in power. What a failure.
All very comical replies, but remember, CRAPPY comedians, the truth almost always comes out in jest (almost). One truthful statement that was made last year, however, that is profoundly serious (and unwaveringly true) will sadly be airbrushed from the annals of past historic grievances, altogether (becuse human nature with regard to politics is never about the well being of all others). Nevertheless, the 'Cold Light of Day' reality will malinger for an indelible eternity, no matter HOW hard the corrupt, party-machine-failed duopoly ignores the five-alarm warning signal that STRENUOUSLY exhorted: ❝They are not after ME, they are after YOU――I am simply in the WAY.❞ ――President Donald J. TRUMP, 2019
NOTE: The above statement in no way affirms any and all political endorsements and/or political recognition/favoritism for Donald Trump.
❝You have to be armed to have power, you see.❞ ――Fred Hampton
Lies and deception, fear and hysteria, are the tools of evil to distort reality, temporarily. Truth will prevail. Reality sustains itself with no effort at all. Alternatives to reality require enormous resources to persist for a short time.
Are we sure their aren't Russians involved ?
Trump will be Nominated for Speaker of The House in 2022 by GOP and He Doesn't Have to Become a Congressman ?
Two scoops for me take that Orange Man Badass !
Keep the vulture circling Camala away while I enjoy my icecream
I'm getting that secret microchip from that Ice cream, if it's the last thing I do. I'm going to deflect a laser beam off the moon, onto the cone, melt that ice cream and reveal that chip that's secretly transmitting signals to Crooked Hilary's kiddie fiddle ring.
How it Works
Jill likes being president She will undermine Kamala at every turn.
You know the thing, Tulsi Gabbard is being proven right about Kamala over and over again.
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