Friday, May 14, 2021

Caption the Mayor of Shake Shack




 A very special extra caption Friday courtesy of the shamelessly shilling dope from Park Slope

 

This awful man is mocking every real New Yorker right now.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this what you peasants eat? See, I'm just like you.

Anonymous said...

But chipotle is bad???I mean cheating employees is bad but this guy.

Anonymous said...

French Fries Matter!

Anonymous said...

This is meat you can eat bugs !

Anonymous said...

This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?

georgetheatheist said...

"Chirly, where's my bib?"

Anonymous said...

Another red flag. Look over here not over there.

Anonymous said...

All optics.

Anonymous said...

You think I SUCK look at the The choices for the next NYC mayor !

Anonymous said...

Who put mayonnaise on my fries? Somebody f**kin' drown 'em innat sh!t.

Anonymous said...

Wait, this isn't vegan?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a knife and fork so i can eat these?

Anonymous said...

DiBlazio rolls out his wife's latest 1.2 billion dollar initiative: French Fries For the Homeless.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean by "Chipolte is people"?

Anonymous said...

Crappy food for a crappy person.

Anonymous said...

This is the food THRIVE NYC lets the homeless dig for in the garbage and eat since my wife squandered the 1.2 Billion to "Help" and "Treat" them.

Anonymous said...

I’m outraged!

Anonymous said...

I'm Unhinged today because Rose McGowan was telling the truth !

Anonymous said...

Pretending to eat what you eat.

Now, where is my personal chef?

Anonymous said...

The CDC has announced your mental health will improve when you eat French Fries.

Anonymous said...

We all know French fries caused the potato famine.

Anonymous said...

After this treat there will be no food left in NYC for anyone who doesn’t vote for Chirlaine

Anonymous said...

Chirlaine? Hun? Is this how you want me to hold the fries?

Anonymous said...

If you trust Government, You don't know History.

Anonymous said...

Bill, is this what it taste like with a condiments

Anonymous said...

MMMMMmmmmmm, now that's a tasty burger!

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