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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
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- Forest Hills is a ghost town
- The Queens real estate frenzy
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- Roof collapse in Astoria
- City lost an awful lot of affordable housing
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- Far Rockaway firehouse & police station landmarked
- Glendale RV extravaganza, part 3
- The problem with CEQR
- Flushing Meadows still flooding
- "Birth tourism house" is quite illegal
- HPD targeting zombie homes
- Cost of housing homeless skyrockets
- What the hell?
- End of summer caption contest
- Group forms to resist Kew Gardens jail
- Rezoning of LIC is happening regardless
- City files lawsuit against illegal hotel operators
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- Crowley re-elected party boss
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- When you rush to open a bridge before an election
- Well that sure backfired
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- Why LLCs dominate real estate
- A very entertaining debate
- A deeply flawed candidate
- Glendale RV extravaganza, part 2
- Property taxes go up but salaries don't
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27 comments:
[With apologies to Mae West]
"Danny, is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to flee me?"
If i was Straight,i still wouldn’t hit it.
Karen:
This bed is as good and comfy as the billion dollar jail tower that I endorsed.
Danny:
Wake me when Joe Crowley wins so I can suck his nob for some real estate donor cash.
(Check out the white clad Muslim girl's repulsed look at them)
What type of event was this and where?
Congrats on your new husband, Danny. He looks great in blue.
"I can't sleep, I keep having a nightmare that one day our constitutes will realize what we've done to them"
Queens politics makes strange bedfellows. And those two are very strange looking fellows.
"Quick, Henry, the Flit!"
2 human bed bugs.
This photo just captions itself. Human wit could hardly make it more self-parodying.
Clowns will be Clowns. But remember, you elected 'em!
BED BUG INFESTATION!
❝Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.❞ —Benjamin Franklin
WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Crappy, please tell me where i can send the bill from my therapist now that i have been mentally scarred by this image.
In three years they will leave us and let us all sleep in peace
Danny: "Usually I face the other direction in bed."
Karen: "Usually I wear a bag over my face in bed."
The Joker, and the Poker.
Please don't copulate. There's too many like you!
Look! They're playing knee-sies. Ooo-la-lala-la.
"What type of event was this and where?"
This "event" which makes it the 9,358,399 under this corrupt sloth of a mayor, was a homage to John and Yoko's bed in for peace. Yoko, Ringo and for some reason Jeff Bridges (who has now full on become "The Dude") where all sleeping on the bed early on for a photo op with de Faustio. And some shitty hipster trio were singing Beatle songs.
It was supposed to be for some city commissioned traveling art pseudo-activism high end brand sponsored media educational bus (kind of like what those deadbeat hipsters were planning with their trailers parked in the parking lot in Rego Park.) These celebrities are in their own world and I have lost a ton of respect for them (that includes Yoko too, despite her caterwauling her plastic ono band album was very innovative).
https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/09/13/yoko-ono-ringo-starr-de-blasio-bed-in/
Like I said earlier, that Muslim girl in white's expression says it all.
To think that party was once Boss Tweed and FDR and LaGuardia.
Now look. Its the end of the Democrats.
The Joker and the Poker wins. Ha ha
The Joker and the Poker wins.
Technically, do we know if Danny is a pok-er or a pok-ee?
Look at the expression on the kid's faces... Danny and Karen are just pathetic
Koz: Danny, what are all these kids doing in our bedroom
Dromm: What are you doing my bedroom?
If you wake up with your poker in a can of planters, we will confirm that you are fuaquing nuts
Look, kids - whether you like girls or boys: the best rationale ever for abstinence!
How to get rid of bed bugs, not even bed bugs want to share a bed with them
Damn, Politics is DIRTY
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