This ad was printed in the St. Andrew Avellino's 100th anniversary commemorative book. You'd think Paul Vallone would have placed an ad as council member for the district where St. Andrew's is located instead of for the family law firm which he allegedly left to work full-time as an elected official. Also note the spelling of "anniversary". Now that's class!
He's also managed to reduce the Poppenhusen Institute to "one of NYC's first jail systems" in this video which our tax dollars paid for:
Monday, December 8, 2014
Paul Vallone needs to hire a better writer
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With apologies to Bing Crosby
"Did You Ever See A Turd Walking?"
"Something very strange and mystic happened to me
Something realistic and as weird as can be
Something that I feared, somehow is now endeared to me
And what a funny feeling, odd and yet so true
Did a thing like this ever happen to you?
Did you ever see a turd walking? Well, I did
Did you ever hear a turd talking? Well, I did
Did you ever have a turd thrill you with, "Will you be mine?"
Oh, it's so grand and it's too, too divine
Did you ever see a turd dancing? Well, I did
Did you a ever see a turd romancing? Well, I did
Did you ever see bottomless hell right in your arms, saying, "I despise you, I do"
Well, the turd that was walking and the turd that was talking
And the bottomless hell was you
Did you ever see a turd walking? Well, I did
Did you ever hear a turd talking? Well, I did
Did you ever have a turd thrill you with, "Will you be mine?"
Oh, it's so grand and it's too, too divine
Did you ever see a turd dancing? Well, I did
Did you a ever see a turd romancing? Well, I did
Did you ever see hell above your head, saying, "I despise you, I do"
Well, the turd that was walking and the turd that was talking
And the hell in my arms was you."
And puleeeze, Mr. Whipple, don't squeeze the Charmin.
"Little Bay Park in Little Neck" the shot looks an awful lot like Bowne Park, and last time I checked little bay park was not in Little Neck...
Vallone is so stupid it hurts.
I always knew Stinky's supporters couldn't spell, read, etc.
But now I know the Vallone staff can't spell, so it all finally makes sense.
Vallone wouldn't know that much about Flushing, he's from Astoria.
So why was he elected in CD 19?
"Little Bay Park in Little Neck" the shot looks an awful lot like Bowne Park, and last time I checked little bay park was not in Little Neck...
Not to mention: it's typically rude of Vallone to focus on Poppenhusen's two dinky jail cells as being the impetus for a "jail system" in Queens. How about the most *Nationally important* thing connected with Poppenhusen??
From Wikipedia (first line!):
"Poppenhusen Institute is a historic building at 114—04 14th Road in College Point, Queens that housed the first free kindergarten in America."
*Anybody with half a brain* could have easily looked that up to make sure that they had the facts right for a public video using our tax dollars.
Then again, someone who sends his kids - and, again, allocates our public tax dollars - to private Catholic school wouldn't be interested or aware of this incredibly important NATIONAL legacy bestowed by Poppenhusen.
Idiot.
There is no cure for stupid.
First Free Kindergarten in America!!
That's huge.
Yet our councilman chose to mention it was one of first jail cells in Queens.
What a buffoon.
By mentioning that is was a Hoosegow he thinks he'll be viewed as a law and order guy.
Yeah, right.
Merry Stinkmas everyone from the village pillagers.
I guess that what they're all saying about Pauliie is true...Vallone is a "gavone". Personally speaking, he does not strike me as the sharpest tool on the workbench. Then again, he's smarter than the dummies who voted for him. Isn't that what counts in politics?
Yessiree Bob...being stupid is a 24-7 job. I still say that Don Paulo looks like a cone head from another planet. Rocket dome-chrome dome.
A few of BFHA's "sterling" members still insist on kissing his ass. How do they tell which bald end is which to kiss?
stinky mentions it as a jail because of the national trend of privatization of such institutions.
he could be courting some unscrupulous business types to modernize it and make it a working jail again.
A few of BFHA's "sterling" members still insist on kissing his ass. How do they tell which bald end is which to kiss?
Well, he's got three more years left in his term, so anyone who wants to try to get something for their community or organization needs to stroke his ego.
Stroking his ego is one thing. Still, a few BFHA ers seem content on sucking his nuts. What a bunch of numb nuts.
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