Mae West Katz: Why dont you come up sometime and see me? Coitus Sleezwa [slammin' and jammin']: I cant. You left the latch on the window. Mae West Katz: Is that a turkey baster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Coitus Sleeza [slammin' and jammin']: Hey, you need an attitude adjustment.
It's you and me against the world, Melinda. As long as you keep me on the NY City medical insurance, we got a beautiful, beautiful thing going on between us here. oh and with the babies and all. makes for great filler for the New York Post. And by the way, babe, I've been meaning to speak with you about this. I wanted to wait until the time was right. I know you're good friends with my ex-wife, Lisa. You might not want to believe everything she tells you. She doesn't always talk about me in the best light. She's a jealous bitch.
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Haha!!! This is a good one...made my day!
Mae West Katz: Why dont you come up sometime and see me?
Coitus Sleezwa [slammin' and jammin']: I cant. You left the latch on the window.
Mae West Katz: Is that a turkey baster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Coitus Sleeza [slammin' and jammin']: Hey, you need an attitude adjustment.
Amen!
It's you and me against the world, Melinda. As long as you keep me on the NY City medical insurance, we got a beautiful, beautiful thing going on between us here. oh and with the babies and all. makes for great filler for the New York Post. And by the way, babe, I've been meaning to speak with you about this. I wanted to wait until the time was right. I know you're good friends with my ex-wife, Lisa. You might not want to believe everything she tells you. She doesn't always talk about me in the best light. She's a jealous bitch.
I didn't know the pilgrims practiced in-vitro. You learn something new every day.
I'd like to see Paul Vallone in a red beret - it would cut down on the reflection from his chrome dome.
Don chrome dome Vallone--Il cappo di cazzo!
translation--dick head!
Bill de Blasio, Mayor. Melinda Katz, Borough President.
What a freakazoid 4 years coming down the pike.
A couple of turkeys, Katz and the Guard Dog. God help us ...are we in for it in Queens.
nice work,better than the gingerbread city.
curtis sewer has always been a joke and the reason why they should do background checks at karate schools.
Tell ya what, Katz and Sliwa have a lot more sense than most of the morons elected in Queens.
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