Saturday, June 8, 2013

Be on the lookout for a masturbator

From the Times Ledger:

Cops are looking for a man who allegedly masturbated on the No. 7 train last month.

A 64-year-old woman observed the man’s alleged lewd behavior just before noon May 13 on a Queens-bound train, according to the NYPD.

It was unclear at what point the woman became privy to the actions of the suspect, described as 5 feet 9 inches tall,weighing 160 pounds and in his early 30s, but he got off the train at the Main Street stop.

Police released an image of the man.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The perv was "caught with his pants down,' figuratively speaking.

Anonymous said...

How come Bloomberg can masturbate all over NYC with his perverse pet projects and he has no wanted poster?

Anonymous said...

Somehow that doesn't bother me as much as all the old men PISSING IN PUBLIC at Bowne Park!!!

Or the low-class trash that SPIT AND BLOW THEIR NOSES onto the grass and the paths!

And then they wear face masks because of disease.

I can't believe the guy could maintain a hard-on on the #7. It's so disgusting...oh never mind.

Don't the cops have anything better to do?

georgetheatheist said...

Was the "alleged" lewd behavior full-schlong exposure or just rubbin' the boys? The modus operandi is critical for further investigation.

Anonymous said...

LOL!
He must be a cousin of Anthony Wiener.

Would you text us that, please?

The Flushing Phantom said...

Maybe he was objecting to the MTA's fare increases.

Anonymous said...

Confucious say,
"Man who board #7 with big problem, quickly find solution in hands".

Weiner's Cousin said...

LOL!
He must be a cousin of Anthony Wiener.

Would you text us that, please?
------------------------------------------------------------------------

I was just holding my own.

Everything's gone digital!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he just had an itch...?

Anonymous said...

While there definitely a legitimate problem with exhibitionists, anyone can pretty much take a picture of anyone else on the train with hands in their lap or pockets claiming they were doing something lewd, and said persons photo is published in the media as an alleged sex offender. There is a huge potential to damage someones life with a false accusation.

Anonymous said...

Actually, exposing yourself would not give you sex offender status. The worst this individual would get is probation.

Anonymous said...

Could someone just have a grudge against the person in the picture, and made up this story to get the guy attention from the police?

Queens Crapper said...

I suppose that there's a slim possibility that revenge could be the case. But it's more likely that he's a pervert. Hello? This happens all the time.