Friday, February 4, 2011

Bloomberg admits he's in love with himself

From NY Times:

He is depicted as the ultimate narcissist: a man so content with himself that hearts spring from his head when he gazes into the mirror and a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates by his side is labeled, “To: Me.”

But Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg does not seem to have any qualms with that caricature of his personality, which appeared on the cover of this week’s New Yorker.

“It was great,” Mr. Bloomberg told reporters on Thursday. “I thought it was cute looking into the mirror.”

Mr. Bloomberg, not known for a humble demeanor, seemed content to offer his own interpretation of the work.

“I like what I see in the mirror, and I hope everybody here does,” the mayor said. “I get up in the morning, and I work as hard as I can, and my kids have turned out great. I’m a lucky enough guy to have made a lot of money, and I’m giving it all away and making a big difference.”

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

" ...I’m a lucky enough guy to have made a lot of money, and I’m giving it all away and making a big difference.”

I am not a fan of Bloomberg, never voted for him, but I do find this statement admirable.

Mayor Mike said...

Actually, I caught myself cheating! Now my left hand DOES know what my right hand is doing.

Anonymous said...

I am not a fan of Bloomberg, never voted for him, but I do find this statement admirable.
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Sniff Sniff Sniff

T R O L L ! ! !

Gary the Agnostic said...

Someone has to be in love with him.

Broadway Bob said...

The part of Maria in this evening's performance will be played by Mayor Michael Bloomtard.

Helen said...

Broadway Bob ~
At the curtain call the May-uh (Call me Mike)was delighted at his standing ovation 'till the rotten tomatoes starting hitting him smack in the kisser with pinpoint accuracy. The stagehands took mercy on him and opened the trap door he was standing on. Unfortunately for May-uh Mike there was nothing below to cushion the fall. That's showbiz

Broadway Bob said...

@ Helen

Good post! If only...

PS He had a costume malfunction and got his panties in a twist.

Helen said...

Broadway Bob ~

Thank you! Nice wardrobe malfunction :-D That show would be SRO and probably the first time in history when a Theater Buff could say "Break a Leg" and actually mean it

Anonymous Video poster ~

So good to have heard Marni Nixon again. Whatta voice

Anonymous said...

So, Mayor Mike...bend over...blow yourself...and try swallowing what you've been asking the rest of us New Yorkers to!

georgetheatheist said...

Hosni Mubloomberg

Leave! Leave!

Anonymous said...

This is all a farce. You're assuming he has a reflection.

Anonymous said...

Megalomaniac ZOGist.

Anonymous said...

Somehow, I knew you'd get involved with this. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

Somehow, I knew you'd get involved with this. Get a life.

Bloomfuck's trolling again!

Anonymous said...

Please toon Broombugger as a Wicked Warlock on a flying broom,
with babykiller Cathie Black riding shotgun.

Anonymous said...

Anon No. 16:

Nope, not our asshole Mayor. Just a guy tired with Anon No. 14, the idiot ARPer with his (or her) ongoing ZOG crap.

Too many acronyms. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Anon No. 16:

Nope, not our asshole Mayor. Just a guy tired with Anon No. 14, the idiot ARPer with his (or her) ongoing ZOG crap.

Too many acronyms. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Since he's got so much love for the autocratic Islamic lifestyle,let's treat him accordingly- break out the shoes!

Anonymous said...

Next time elect a mayor who doesn't need a pillow propped under his ass every time he pulls up his chair to the table to eat.

Without it, his chin would be in his lobster Newburg.

LOL....the 5'7" shrimp eating lobster...what a picture!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you made all your money by funneling OUR taxes into your private interests. You crook!

Anonymous said...

ZOG?

hUH?

Anonymous said...

ZOG?

hUH?

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