Saturday, January 22, 2011

A crap above, Brooklyn edition

This is in Brooklyn, but could just as easily be anywhere in Queens. Courtesy of IMBY:

Here's my guess... Someone picked this house up at an estate sale under market with the big get rich quick idea of maxing out the FAR and flipping it... Pretty big mess for just an additional 515 sq. ft. of living space, no?

Why would this block be zoned R5B if not to encourage this type of eyesore?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that is some setback for that block, pun intended of course.

Anonymous said...

This crap has been going on for the past several years along Selfridge Street in Forest Hills. It appears Bukharian bad taste has invaded south of Queens Boulevard.

Anonymous said...

Middle Village has quite a few properties of these Mini-me-mansions most all of them were built by the Vicari Construction Co. They are the leaders in enabling residents in turning their tiny ranches into gaudy out place structures that neighbors laugh at.

Unfortunately the Vicari's workmanship doesn't hold up well and there are numerous reports of shoddy workmanship causing structural issues and water damage.

Roger said...

Now that's a post! That thing is a crime against our community. Thank you Crappy for posting this.

Anonymous said...

This crap has been going on for the past several years along Selfridge Street in Forest Hills. It appears Bukharian bad taste has invaded south of Queens Boulevard
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So if anything remotely resembles something like that picture, it's "Bukharian" style? Where do you get off saying that? b/c i'm sure ALL BUkharian make their homes look like that! you know what's crap? Racist ppl like you!

Anonymous said...

Since Bukharian isn't a race, that wasn't a racist comment. And they sure do have shitty taste. gaudy as hell and unfriendly toward the environment. "Who needs grass and trees? I make house with 100% lot coverage and park 3 gas guzzlers on lawn!"

Anonymous said...

Same old crap everywhere now in New York. This should have ben stopped 10 years ago. Now it's a cancer here.

Thank you Helen Marshall.

Anonymous said...

Helen's too busy shoving free danishes down her craw than to worry about such unimportant issues!

Anonymous said...

Why you hate me because I Bukharian?

I need giant cheap house because i forbid my 32 year daughter to live by herself without married. Am waiting for husband with big dowry. And my 95 old papa and mama and twelve cousins with no job need to live here too. Is tradition!!!

Now if you excuse, i must be going to sell these African diamonds and then go to medicare office to get checks.

Anonymous said...

I know exactly where this is, on 11th Avenue just north of 18th Street in Windsor Terrace. I've been walking past this eyesore for over 2 years and there has been zero progress on it.