From You're a Disgrace:What was supposed to be a financial windfall for a small senior center in Queens has now become a giant headache for the staff and members. Last week, 4,000 lbs. of ground pork was delivered to the Sunnyvale Senior Center instead of the $4000 the center was supposed to receive as part of Councilman Leroy Comrie's discretionary funding allocation from the New York City Council.
In what is being chalked up to a clerical error, someone in Comrie's office changed the "$" sign to a "lb." sign, and now the seniors are sitting on a mountain of ground meat.
"I guess there was so much talk of "pork" during the funding process that a new staff member took it literally," said Janet Rucker, Sunnyvale's Director.
8 comments:
Leroy Comrie - a true porker in every sense of the word!
That 4000 pounds of pork just may have been Comrie himself!
I hope that it wasn't a Jewish Senior Citizen center--that would qualify as a hate crime.
In the meantime, keep it refrigerated and then donate it to a few food pantries along with as many volunteer cooks as they can locate.
You gotta be f!#$% that's a riot! Can any of these politicians get anything right? Wow what a bunch of retards!!!
Can't beat their meat!
Comrie announced a year ago he was going on a diet. Hey Leroy, have you bought pants with a smaller waistline yet?
A lot of good people with brains are looking for jobs! Maybe he could hire one of them!
Sounds more credible than the garbage the press prints as fact.
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