To be fair, those rules aren't any different from what they had at Shea. As far as this particular department goes, save the chipontheshoulder-ness for if and when they ban your probably significantly cheaper own food from entering the ballpark.
It doesn't matter any way. None of you riff-raff are welcome. You are only good enough to pay the taxes for the "improvements" that are needed to make these projects fly.
Remember, pay us our bonuses, shut up and bend-over.
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Well, I'll have to leave the tigers and elephants at home.
www.forgotten-ny.com
Are slingshots permitted?
Damn. I'll have to juggle the hand-grenades at home.
Let me guess... take pictures?
Actually why should we care? None of us will be able to afford a game in the near future.
America is circling the drain and it is time to fish or cut bait.
Maybe Sambucci can double its business by holding the fans' rejected bags and water bottles.
Shitty Field and shitty playing.
Who wants to spend mega bucks here in a sinkhole, when you can watch those glorious pin stripers play a far better game in the Bronx!
Oh, I see...
those Asian CEOs with their corporate sky boxes to impress clients...
eh Wellington?
Flushing will always stink regardless of
junk yards getting cleared away or sewage retention tanks built.
Thanks to the Manes/CB#7/etc. crew that sold it out to decline decades back!
As Chen once publicly dubbed it,
"...A crappy Chinatown..."!
I can still boo their sorry asses off the field in September, right?
To be fair, those rules aren't any different from what they had at Shea. As far as this particular department goes, save the chipontheshoulder-ness for if and when they ban your probably significantly cheaper own food from entering the ballpark.
Actually, they forgot the backpack ban. Unless they lifted that one.
I think 16 x 16 x 8" objects is a new one.
They had to mention drugs and fireworks? Those are illegal everywhere in the city. Dumb.
Alcohol is not permitted...unless they make a tremendous profit on it. Then it's ok.
To paraphrase another crap slogan, "Los Metos, the baseball franchise from hell!"
It doesn't matter any way. None of you riff-raff are welcome. You are only good enough to pay the taxes for the "improvements" that are needed to make these projects fly.
Remember, pay us our bonuses, shut up and bend-over.
Signed,
Masters of the Universe
Lifelong Mets fan, and I will never step foot inside there. Ever. Nice stadium, shitty team that treats their fans horribly.
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