This hasn't been done for a long time, but I thought this would make the perfect opportunity for a "caption this photo" post.
The press release contained this gem: Marshall said, “We should all be proud of Peter. I know Astoria claims him but to tell you the truth the whole borough claims Peter Vallone Jr.”
Speak for yourself, lady.
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It's Friday?
For me it's Friday since I have off tomorrow. But I clarified the headline.
That's ok, Crapper, I'm sure Helen thinks it's Friday, too.
Ha!
How about "The comedian, the musician, the thinker and the dingbat?"
As Vallone strums away, Hiriam Monserrate accompanies Vallone on the spoons -tapping bottles- while other taxpayer paid politicos observe.
Vallone dont trust any vallone or it will cost you
Astoria can keep the Vallone Inc.
VOTE THIS ASSHOLE OUT
Mayor Mike: "Since Helen and the D.A. forgot the words to the song, I'll have to read the words in my best Wink Martindale-inspired voice. Or would you prefer if I speak in Spanish?"
Lil Pete: "My daddy bought me this Les Paul guitar, and he's gonna buy my bother a Council position in Bayside."
As we all know lil' peter here was a good boy and did what he was told by voting to extend term limits and voting yes on willet's point.
Back stabbing sellout.
THE SHEPERD AND TWO SHEEP
Bloomberg:
"I'm usually behind the curtain, but just for tonight... I'm going to cut the strings and let these puppets dance on their own."
Vallone:
"...when do we eat, Mike?"
Helen:
"Shut up already about the food, lets just say what he told us to say and maybe we'll get third terms too."
.....Commie dictators.
Who is that with the the crappy Korean made (Agile)Les Paul ?
The top isnt even maple or bookmatched
Cant buy a Paul Reed Smith, Ed Roman or Nashville USA made ?
-Joe
This photo is "un-captionable." A picture speaks a 1000 words!
More cowbell
www.forgotten-ny.com
trust me, i'd love it if the vallone clan would piss off, and i'm from astoria.
"Hi everyone. Welcome to Ted Mack's Amateur hour."
"American Idol Rejects"
Brown trying to reach the microphone.
Vallone trying to be a rocker.
Marshal trying to be Tina Turner.
Bloomberg trying to be a Mayor.
Looks like Brown Richard is checking his dentures. Oops.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
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