Please... not like in the Tom Hanks movie... where we have to wake up each morning and relive another term with Bloomberg over and over and over and over and over again!
Woody Woodchuck, Your .357 doesn't work real well at 200-300 yards where most woodchucks are taken - basically it's "better than sniper grade" rifles in smaller calbers than a sniper weapon, because the woodchuck is so small
I'll see your .357, and raise you a 6mm BRX Improved (One shot hits on woodchucks 8 football fields away)
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stupid groundhog/woodchuck/whistlepig/Marmota monax
And then there is the Mayor...
Think you messed that insult up, pal.
Holy Crappie....you almost made me spit out my lunch with the headline and story..thanks for the laugh!!!
Not really - a hate bleeping woodchucks (shoot on sight)
I got my .357 aimed at your nuts.
Wanna sing soprano?
I hate bleeping humans!
No shit! He bit the mayor!
Another dissatisfied taxpayer
gets his teeth on the problem!
"Groundhog Day"?
Please...
not like in the Tom Hanks movie...
where we have to wake up each morning and relive another term with Bloomberg over and over and over and over and over again!
Tom Hanks movie??
I think Jerry meant Bill Murray.
Bloomberg treated Chuck they way he treats all his constituents. He expects instant cooperation with his agenda. If he doesn't get it, he gets nasty.
He should remain in the zoo - they can open up a pig exhibit.
Hey, the news is reporting that the groundhog actually bit him and drew blood! Yay, Chuck!
Ted Night or Bill Murray
"Kill all the Gooo-lffers"
NYC hearts Chuck!
Do you think all the animals discussed who would be the one to bite Bloomberg when he visits. I guess Chuck was the one with the shortest straw.
The horses of Central park cant stand him either.
Ha! I hope the poor little 'chuck is OK and did not catch anything! Give him a tetanus shot or something just in case.(Was the blood red?)
Animals can sense evil.
Yeah, I meant Bill Murray.
Thanks...
you beat me to my own correction.
And right on "Italian girl".
Animals can smell someone who's up to no damn good!
P.S.
I think it would be a good idea for "Chuck" to get an antibiotic shot or something.
Who knows what he might have picked up from the Mayor.
Woody Woodchuck,
Your .357 doesn't work real well at 200-300 yards where most woodchucks are taken - basically it's "better than sniper grade" rifles in smaller calbers than a sniper weapon, because the woodchuck is so small
I'll see your .357, and raise you a 6mm BRX Improved (One shot hits on woodchucks 8 football fields away)
Chuck you have my vote !!!!!!! You should have bitten him twice.
Actually I favor my old
sport-orized .306
Lee Enfield mounted with with a Bausch & Lomb scope.
I'll gettcha before ya can spot me
you nut-less old gun nut!
Go and caress your bull barrel
or something...I'm tryin' to get some sleep now!
P.S.
barrel blower...
wadda ya say we meet in the field
instead and settle this at 20 paces with a pair of "Le Page" cap locks like gents.
Name your seconds.
Mine is CHUCK Schumer...of course.
Snore...now buzz off..."big brave hunter".
Viva Chuck Teeshirts
http://www.cafepress.com/VivaChuck
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