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- Hospitals officially close at midnight tonight
- Finance Commissioner lets corrupt judge off the hook
- Let's pay for everyone else but Americans
- Dissenting opinions on College Point Industrial Park
- One-man anti-prostitution army
- Slumlord keeps Schleicher tenants on ice
- Mall heavyweights to manage Atlas Park
- Bloomie living large
- Another dumb Queens criminal
- Sad state of Jamaica Estates house
- Out with the old, in with the new
- $2 to cross the moat
- Avella vs. the City Hall tweeders
- Washington crosses the East River
- All shook up in Rego Park
- NYC politics like the mafia
- Parkside Group representing Hooters
- Grandma now lobbying for Flushing waterfront plan
- Scaling down Forest Hills North
- Fresh Meadows fighting bus elimination
- Pols: Feds should fix flooding
- A blight on Whitestone
- Opponents down, but not yet out at Atlantic Yards
- Appreciating Astoria
- Queens tweeders not doing so well in the polls
- Airport congestion costing us big time
- Trying to find the fake Mr. Softee
- Fort Totten rally scheduled
- New Yorkers take Chuck's side
- Say no to federal stimulus money for Atlantic Yards
- "Kings" fliming in Queens
- Will Albany stop Bloomberg's third term?
- Weekend subway service still on chopping block
- Julissa takes 21st Council District seat
- How Bloomberg lost his mojo
- Wetlands initiative headscratcher
- Congressman Nyuk, Nyuk!
- Schleicher tenants home at last
- State plans revamping of Belmont
- Ulrich victorious in 32nd Council District special...
- Preserving a slave burial ground
- Surreal times in LIC
- Bloomberg to get down on his knees tomorrow
- Happy Birthday, LIRR!
- Non-English speakers not graduating
- Mets disassociate themselves from Corona
- 3 elections today, but who knew?
- They won't let the kids have fun anymore...
- Jamaica foreclosure's starting bid: $500
- NY now a city with too many condos
- Illegal conversions now official
- Who needs a kitchen?
- Budget crisis means larger class size
- Hospital workers march down Queens Blvd
- The Doorman vs. the Dolans
- Bloomberg's keeping some things quiet
- Living the good life while on welfare
- Victims seek restitution from "Mini-Madoff"
- Waterfront park to be plasticized
- Amazing photos of Woodhaven fire
- A man without a party
- Queens contractor does charity work
- You hear that, Bloomie?
- Middle Village pot bust makes history
- Building on the shore: not the wisest move
- Times makes Frozen Cup story about race
- Pataki considering Senate run
- Cave house for sale on E-Bay
- Queens homeowner hoping for a bailout
- Cutting construction costs is now crucial
- DOB slaps Scarano with fines
- State buys f*cked up ferry
- Empty stores plaguing Queens
- Downzoning of Maspeth-Middle Village underway
- Quinn in the clear?
- Council hearing for Maspeth high school Monday
- Poll: Bloomberg Approval Rating Lowest Since 2005
- How did we become a city of wusses?
- DOT paves part of Willets Point!
- Watch where you park in Bayside
- And we're back to no security at Fort Totten gate
- Ridgewood Theatre likely to be landmarked
- MTA denies money to Ratner
- Dutch Kills still suffers from hotel problem
- Schleicher tenants heading home!
- Rock, Rock, Rockaway Street
- Reservoir preservation looking better
- City tries retraining financial workers
- SCA trying to pull a fast one
- Other hospitals prepare for patient tidal wave
- A moment of silence for the donkey
- NYC voter participation in freefall
- Berlin or Brooklyn?
- Bed bugs a-breedin'
- Interesting stories from the Hamptons
- FLC unveils his finished product
- NYPD still harrassing photographers
- East River tolls likely DOA
- Fort Totten losing security detail (almost)
- Bloomberg just dying to run on a party line
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23 comments:
stupid groundhog/woodchuck/whistlepig/Marmota monax
And then there is the Mayor...
Think you messed that insult up, pal.
Holy Crappie....you almost made me spit out my lunch with the headline and story..thanks for the laugh!!!
Not really - a hate bleeping woodchucks (shoot on sight)
I got my .357 aimed at your nuts.
Wanna sing soprano?
I hate bleeping humans!
No shit! He bit the mayor!
Another dissatisfied taxpayer
gets his teeth on the problem!
"Groundhog Day"?
Please...
not like in the Tom Hanks movie...
where we have to wake up each morning and relive another term with Bloomberg over and over and over and over and over again!
Tom Hanks movie??
I think Jerry meant Bill Murray.
Bloomberg treated Chuck they way he treats all his constituents. He expects instant cooperation with his agenda. If he doesn't get it, he gets nasty.
He should remain in the zoo - they can open up a pig exhibit.
Hey, the news is reporting that the groundhog actually bit him and drew blood! Yay, Chuck!
Ted Night or Bill Murray
"Kill all the Gooo-lffers"
NYC hearts Chuck!
Do you think all the animals discussed who would be the one to bite Bloomberg when he visits. I guess Chuck was the one with the shortest straw.
The horses of Central park cant stand him either.
Ha! I hope the poor little 'chuck is OK and did not catch anything! Give him a tetanus shot or something just in case.(Was the blood red?)
Animals can sense evil.
Yeah, I meant Bill Murray.
Thanks...
you beat me to my own correction.
And right on "Italian girl".
Animals can smell someone who's up to no damn good!
P.S.
I think it would be a good idea for "Chuck" to get an antibiotic shot or something.
Who knows what he might have picked up from the Mayor.
Woody Woodchuck,
Your .357 doesn't work real well at 200-300 yards where most woodchucks are taken - basically it's "better than sniper grade" rifles in smaller calbers than a sniper weapon, because the woodchuck is so small
I'll see your .357, and raise you a 6mm BRX Improved (One shot hits on woodchucks 8 football fields away)
Chuck you have my vote !!!!!!! You should have bitten him twice.
Actually I favor my old
sport-orized .306
Lee Enfield mounted with with a Bausch & Lomb scope.
I'll gettcha before ya can spot me
you nut-less old gun nut!
Go and caress your bull barrel
or something...I'm tryin' to get some sleep now!
P.S.
barrel blower...
wadda ya say we meet in the field
instead and settle this at 20 paces with a pair of "Le Page" cap locks like gents.
Name your seconds.
Mine is CHUCK Schumer...of course.
Snore...now buzz off..."big brave hunter".
Viva Chuck Teeshirts
http://www.cafepress.com/VivaChuck
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