The spy who screwed me

In a decision made public yesterday, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Marcy Friedman chided Sean Connery and his family for their "blunderbuss" court attacks on eye doctor Burton Sultan and his family, but fined Sultan $1,000 for repeatedly filing lawsuits on claims he's already lost.

JUDGE POINTS 'SCOLD' FINGER

She threw out the bulk of the Sultans' claims against the Connerys and several contractors who have worked on the East 71st Street building the families share.

The Sultans blame the Connerys and their workers for trashing the condo, causing leaks and other damage to the home they share with their two adult daughters.

In one of Sultan's now-dismissed suits, he called Connery a "rude, foul-mouthed, fat old man" who plays "loud music all the time while stomping about" the apartment.

Did you try calling 311 and filing building and noise complaints? We all know how wonderfully that works.

Photo from NY Post