says on the plastic wrap that the ham comes from Iowa where the caucuses are held, which often result in screw ups too, e.g. presidential hopefuls coming out and saying "I'm gonna do this and that when I'm elected office," and then, when they do get elected, reneging on those promises. Talk about mislabeling...
Chanukah is a relatively minor holiday.... beefed up to compete with X-mas so Jewish kids don't feel left out of holiday type festivities....and that's good.
Light your 8 branch Chanukia (a Menora has 6 branches) eat some potato pancakes..... and nobody's going to rat on you if a slab of ham is served on the side.
Try that same stunt on Yom Kippur and surely you'd better have a lightning rod installed on your house...... because Yahway.....or Jehovah.....is going to send a mega watt bolt your way for sure!
Folks, in a few days (Dec. 9), The Queens Crap blogsite will have been scribbling away for one year! [You may all applaud here.]...What kind of celebration will be or should be in order?
Let's all eat trafe for Chanukah!
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Put an eruv around it and call it a chicken.
I am waiting for the Martin Luther King Day White Sale.
says on the plastic wrap that the ham comes from Iowa where the caucuses are held, which often result in screw ups too, e.g. presidential hopefuls coming out and saying "I'm gonna do this and that when I'm elected office," and then, when they do get elected, reneging on those promises. Talk about mislabeling...
Chanukah is a relatively minor holiday....
beefed up to compete with X-mas so
Jewish kids don't feel left out
of holiday type festivities....and that's good.
Light your 8 branch Chanukia
(a Menora has 6 branches) eat some potato pancakes.....
and nobody's going to rat on you if a slab
of ham is served on the side.
Try that same stunt on Yom Kippur
and surely you'd better have a lightning rod installed on your house......
because Yahway.....or Jehovah.....is going to send a
mega watt bolt your way for sure!
Ahmein ! Happy holidays.
George, I'll be laughing about at that one all day!
Is Gallagher going to play
"hide the matzoh" with bubbie?
Hey Crapper...speaking of festive dining:
Folks, in a few days (Dec. 9), The Queens Crap blogsite will have been scribbling away for one year! [You may all applaud here.]...What kind of celebration will be or should be in order?
Sign brought to you by the "Yom Kippur Sale"
Gotta admire Verdi's comment! It's the truth.
How to celebrate George ?
Maybe hang Gallagher by his X-mas b---s !
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