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November
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- City backs off Bklyn eminent domain plan
- Be on the lookout
- Eminent domain day
- New rules for donations go into effect soon
- City doesn't speak sign language
- Just peachy...
- Expanding the Vallone dynasty
- Next door crapper
- BREAKING NEWS: St. Saviour's plan withdrawn
- Pete: Homework is bad for kids
- Protest against Tommy Huang this Sunday
- Just hold on a few more years...
- Don't come back now, you hear?
- Leaf me be!
- 120% increase in Queens foreclosures
- The Great Queens Mosaic in Richmond Hill
- Crap Moderne in Corona
- Mighty John Young's mighty bad plan
- Solving subway flooding
- Victoria gets revamped
- Hunters Point dorm plan gets thumbs down
- Columbia endangers Cotton Club
- Power to the people (with money)
- Queens ice cream institution closes
- Parks Department's about face on reservoir
- The flushing of Flushing Commons
- Fright fest
- $1.6 billion in claims for floods
- Serf honors mobster
- Courting crap
- Pinky stiffs ambulance corps
- Preserving the Lower East Side
- Columbia up for planning commission vote
- Large projects subject to council review
- Comments, please
- C is for Crap
- 2 suits for Bovis over Citi Field injuries
- More of Ridgewood Reservoir plan revealed
- Such a replacement!
- Happy Holidays from the Queens Ledge
- Olde Elmhurst
- Final lap at Aqueduct?
- The Great Queens Mosaic in Woodside
- A dying breed in Brooklyn
- The third world of Queens
- Only because it's not in her backyard
- Fabianville
- Great Queens mosaic extends to Little Neck
- Holding court in Brooklyn
- Illegal LI rental has tragic consequences
- That Space Is Fair Game
- Elmhurst Dream Home
- Foul-mouthed pol vs. fowl
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Forest Hills rowhouses to become Queens Crap
- AIA and DCP are trying to pull a fast one
- Willets Point land grab movie
- The decision is made
- Upzoning the Rockaways
- Constr. deaths plummet - and so does debris
- Read the fine print
- How to mess up a neighborhood profile
- Queens is sunk
- At least there are banks nearby
- Wrong Aid?
- From SRO to no-no
- R.I.P. Mr. Whipple
- And now let's talk turkey
- Island bird sanctuary bought by city
- Christmas comes early to Astoria crap site
- The final insult
- Ridgewood remnant
- Now we're thinking!
- Party time!
- Daly on the DOB
- Ex-CAU commish in lobbying probe
- Giving thanks for the mother-in-law
- Brown Harris Stevens redefines "top end"
- Horse of a different collar
- Williamsburg's Giant Fart Cloud Building
- Hauling himself to City Hall
- Willets won't go away
- Squash soup
- Knowledge of Queens College's dorm plan
- The thin brown line
- Breakfast in bed with Melinda
- Busy as usual
- Photo of the month
- Stopping at the border
- Cutting Queens trees
- Coming soon - crap!
- Even the dead hate Gallagher
- Bloomie sends Archie to LIC and Rockaway
- QCC says open space must be preserved
- Thanks To Our Heroes
- Tee time
- Gioia in drag tomorrow night?
- Sunnyside Gardens develpment loophole?
- Rosemont: "builders & developers delight"
- The churchman
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8 comments:
Has anybody out there actually used a turkey frier? Loaded with hot oil? In their house or apartment? Are you nuts?
What’s this, is Johnny now trying to get people to burn there houses down?
I bet the NYCFD is thrilled with this guy
Hey......
maybe he intends on inviting "Pinky" Gallagher
over for dinner.
Ahem.....
figuratively and humorously speaking of course.....
they can kill 3 birds with one deep fryer !
Poor the used cooking fat down the nearest catch basin?
I met John Liu in the Palace Diner in Flushing recently. He was with Leroy Comrie. Councilman Comrie was every bit a gentleman. As for Little Lucy,a bit of an arrogant man. Quite short as well. I look forward to volunteering against any mayoral aspirations Lu-Lu harbors. Happy Thanksgiving you publicity hounding pandering empty suit.
Ingredients:
30 gallons vegetable oil
1 Whole turkey - John Liu
4 cups Creole seasoning
1 melanin deficient onion
In a large stockpot, heat oil to 400 degrees. Be sure to leave room for John Liu in the pot.....
When done cooking, be sure to dump the oil in the sewer drains in the streets of Flushing. But remember, if Whitey catches you dumping oil in the street, remind him that this doesn't happen any more often in Flushing than it does say in Sutton Place in Manhattan.
This is embaressing. Instead of holding these people at arms length, and critiqueing their work, the paper cheapens itself by publishing something that would be out of place in a high school paper.
Queens, intellectually, in its archtitechure, and in its political life has plumbed new lows indeed.
No wonder people laugh at it.
if Whitey catches you dumping oil in the street, remind him
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that he is a racist pig and you are protected by the clubhouse.
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