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- Crappy's arrived!
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- Soaked by tweeders
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39 comments:
You really have no business making fun of someone's weight. You know what they say about glass houses.
I wish I understood what you were talking about. Check that - no I don't.
Some people have no sense of humor.
But God has a wonderful sense of irony.
The Crapper has a weight problem--she can't wait to eat.
See now that's someone who doesn't know how to tell a joke. "The Crapper has a 'wait' problem - she can't wait to eat" would have been the appropriate way to do it.
Dennis Gallagher has a 'wait' problem... he can't wait to drink!
Yes! I'm glad someone gets it.
The funny thing is that Gallagher has to explain why he chose to bang a 52-year old grandmother. I mean, if you're going to mess around, you'd think it would be with a hot young thing.
Yeah and Ognibene says she's 200 lbs... perhaps Dennis is a chubby chaser as well as into the Polident set.
Hey watch it with the false teeth jokes... I am sure Dennis will have his molars plucked before the old lady does. Have you see those things?
Pinky's wife looked a little stout, too on TV.
Why did you put the word "Satire" in front of the blog entry.
The entire Queens Crap blog is satire. And exceedingly poor satire at that.
Oh my, so does that mean Dennis is actually after the Crapper sexually since he is coming here making weight remarks and he likes 'em heavy?
Watch out, Crappy!
Oh boy, the thought is nauseating.
So now the Queens Crapper is a humor expert too!!!! Such a renaissance woman.
The only thing humorous about her is her entire blog and her inflated feeling of self-importance. That's truly humorous.
"The entire Queens Crap blog is satire. And exceedingly poor satire at that."
have you checked QC's hits lately Pinky?
Actually, the longest running satire in the city is the NYC Council.
Too bad you can't convert all your "hits" into nickels. You might be able to earn a living and move out of your mother's house.
So people from JPP are getting upset at the posts about Pinky. Looks like Crappy is getting to them. I love it!
I don't live in my mother's house, so your attempts at stalking are failing miserably.
So now it is clear why gallagher was always hanging out at the senior centers.
Hide your grandmothers, he's out on bail!
WTF? Crappy is a guy. I saw him on TV. I heard his name is Scott. Do I understand that Dennis is interested in another man?
Nothing would shock me about this sick f@#$.
Pinkey thinks Crappy is some "thawn in the foot" chick from Maspeth out to "get him" over St.Saviors scam.
He's going to have a stroke or heart attack before he goes to trial mark my words
That hero sure looks scrumptious. Wonder what deli the Village Idiots got it from?
You're right Stephie !
Pinkey himself is FURIOUS at all the jokes and true stuff posted on QC.
It's rumored many at the prosecutor's office have been reading the blogs and finding out how many are true. They must have started going through Pinkey's hardrives and recovered some very interesting stuff.
Some of the computers must have been old (drives formatted in FAT32), un-deleting data is a cinch.
To think the flush chain on all the crooks is about to be pulled BIG TIME
kerri's still givin' head-a
and the gabe should dump the keta...
Hey "poor satire anonymous"....
Until we know exactly who you are
how do we know that your qualified as a critic
to pass judgment on the caliber of QC's satire
let alone be able to read?
So in the meantime.... a hearty FU to U buddy.....
as long as our ratings are high.....
who really cares about your anemic opinions!
The value of the "hits" scored by QC
can't be measured in mere"nickels"........
considering the mega damage it has already inflicted on crooked, raping politicians......
Gallagher being just one of them!
It may very well be worth millions!
And QC isn't in it for the money.
You "critics" just keep those sophomoric comments coming!
They add to the show and serve to increase our ratings
Now....don't you really wish you had a site as popular as QC?
Why don't you make a $$$$$ offer to buy us out?
Notice how pale pinky looked? The smug bastard finally got his. Celebrate good times!!!
Who are these humorless losers trying to be the laugh police?
Are they on the city payroll, or are they just stupid lackeys?
QC is the Blog for those who want to be in the know. Even the rapist and his lickspittles come here to get their daily dose of honest information.
Even the lapdancers find QC too irresistible. Their girly-boy shrieking is the proof.
And, they get their spelling, punctuation, grammar and fact-checking corrected here.
QC is, indeed, very useful.
Remember the movie "Deliverance" ( Burt Reynolds) ?
They're going to tie Pinky to a prison radiator
and make him grunt like the pig that he is
while Bubba has his way with him!
Let's see if Pinky can take it
the same way that he dished it out!
Gay for the stay....
EVERYONE'S TO BLAME FOR PINKY RAPING THAT GRANDMOTHER EXCEPT PINKY HIMSELF. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE'S ACTUALLY SPREADING THE RUMOR THAT THE JPCA MADE HIM DO IT?
THIS MAN IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
DISGRACED GALLAGHER SHOULD RESIGN
Maybe Pinky likes to be
in the middle of a sex sandwich.
He might be real soon!
Lettuce and mayonnaise anyone?
84ST said...
"EVERYONE'S TO BLAME FOR PINKY RAPING THAT GRANDMOTHER EXCEPT PINKY HIMSELF. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE'S ACTUALLY SPREADING THE RUMOR THAT THE JPCA MADE HIM DO IT?"
We all know that Gallagher was in California at the time of the rape.
The JPCA didn't make Gallagher do anything; the JPCA itself is the rapist. Everyone else knows this, why is this Gallagher still indicted?
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