The turtle-faced billionaire Bloomberg bozo should leave Manhattan once in awhile and take the #7 train to get a good look at the borough that he allowed to be trashed.
Hi George I'm back from hiding out from my john who was going to beat me up because he thinks I stiffed him out of a few bucks. I heard he got arrested so here I am looking for a date. Did you see my ad in the Trib? What do you think?
I agree with you about the Queens Crap BORING series on springtime. Please QC no not again!
The photo captures the essence of the Commissar: he has the stare of the empty-headed elite.
If anything at all is happening in his head, it's probably the question: "How long do I have to stand here pretending to be a 'little person' "? "Is this what 'little people' actually look like"? "If I raised taxes a little more, would they all just go away"?
...the address is 38-15 Bell Boulevard...now Trixie, Be sure to wear your nicest-smelling perfume, Eau de Schenklaire, and go up to the 2nd floor. Ask the receptionist you want to speak to Ms Schneps-Yunis [CHA-NEPZ YOO-NISS]about the writing job. Tell her George the Atheist highly recommended you.
Eau de Schenklaire makes me vomit. Why would I want that fat bastard's turd smell on me? I put up with it for years. It wasn't worth the discount on my ads. Besides his breath will make the skin fall off your face.
Speaking of ads, did you know that two weeks ago there was a big black ink mark right on my face in the Tribune ad and when I called Schenkler to complain he told me to drop dead and start advertising in the Voice with the other strippers.
Just because I turned 40 last week he throws me away. What a fat dirty piece of crap! I might add ugly too...oh well there goes my discount because he reads this site everyday.
Just because you turned 40 is no reason to pine over your wilting flower. I'm sure there are other swains in Queens who get excited by wrinkles, blubber, and crow's feet.
On second thought, Trixie, you may be right with the Eau de Schenklaire Wasser..it can be a tad bit overwhelming (especially in this inclement weather we've been having!)...I suggest a fragrance a bit more delicate: Nussbaum No.5 - you definitely want a perfect impression on your first day of work!
"Just because you turned 40 is no reason to pine over your wilting flower. I'm sure there are other swains in Queens who get excited by wrinkles, blubber, and crow's feet."
I get the feeling that George may not be the best person to be asking for help in writing your resume, Trixie.
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The turtle-faced billionaire Bloomberg bozo should leave Manhattan once in awhile and take the #7 train to get a good look at the borough that he allowed to be trashed.
You suck Bloomberg!
It's a Red Sox fan, Crappy! Beat the piss out of him!
Nice looking lady in the background with reddish brown hair.
Hey Crapper, Is this going to be another one of your drawn out serials like your "Spring is Here" opus of a few months ago?
Well, it would have been over already if my buddy BL hadn't messed up!
"Nice looking lady in the background with reddish brown hair"
Settle down, Dennis.
Hi George I'm back from hiding out from my john who was going to beat me up because he thinks I stiffed him out of a few bucks. I heard he got arrested so here I am looking for a date. Did you see my ad in the Trib? What do you think?
I agree with you about the Queens Crap BORING series on springtime. Please QC no not again!
Look for my ad in the Trib.
I can't believe George bypasses the opportunity to comment on his favorite publisher.
george has all the luck
Hey I think I finally figured out why Gallagher appeals to women: Girls Really Do Prefer Pink
gallagher has all the luck.
No wait, what am I saying!!!
The spring series was good. Thus saith...
www.forgotten-ny.com
Oh we know it was good. George just enjoys busting people's chops. Still can't believe he is letting the Vicky opportunity to pass him by.
I am going to do a site search using the term "crappy" to try to call up the spring series that I missed.
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The photo captures the essence of the Commissar: he has the stare of the empty-headed elite.
If anything at all is happening in his head, it's probably the question: "How long do I have to stand here pretending to be a 'little person' "? "Is this what 'little people' actually look like"? "If I raised taxes a little more, would they all just go away"?
Can't a guy get a good night's sleep now and then?...Trixie, The Courier is looking for a writer for their new column, "Whore's Who"
...the address is 38-15 Bell Boulevard...now Trixie, Be sure to wear your nicest-smelling perfume, Eau de Schenklaire, and go up to the 2nd floor. Ask the receptionist you want to speak to Ms Schneps-Yunis [CHA-NEPZ YOO-NISS]about the writing job. Tell her George the Atheist highly recommended you.
Eau de Schenklaire makes me vomit. Why would I want that fat bastard's turd smell on me? I put up with it for years. It wasn't worth the discount on my ads. Besides his breath will make the skin fall off your face.
Speaking of ads, did you know that two weeks ago there was a big black ink mark right on my face in the Tribune ad and when I called Schenkler to complain he told me to drop dead and start advertising in the Voice with the other strippers.
Just because I turned 40 last week he throws me away. What a fat dirty piece of crap! I might add ugly too...oh well there goes my discount because he reads this site everyday.
Eau de Schenklaire? Never!
Please see my ad in the Trib.
George will you help with my resumé?
Doesn't Vicky already author the whore's column?
Just because you turned 40 is no reason to pine over your wilting flower. I'm sure there are other swains in Queens who get excited by wrinkles, blubber, and crow's feet.
[Hmmm. Who could George be talking about?]
On second thought, Trixie, you may be right with the Eau de Schenklaire Wasser..it can be a tad bit overwhelming (especially in this inclement weather we've been having!)...I suggest a fragrance a bit more delicate: Nussbaum No.5 - you definitely want a perfect impression on your first day of work!
"Just because you turned 40 is no reason to pine over your wilting flower. I'm sure there are other swains in Queens who get excited by wrinkles, blubber, and crow's feet."
I get the feeling that George may not be the best person to be asking for help in writing your resume, Trixie.
Mayor Mike loves to ride the subway
so he can cruise for guys on the way to the office!
"Oops....sorry I bumped into your ass buddy.....
it was an accident.
Would you like to come back to City Hall with me
and look at my etchings" ?
Looky here!!! It's king Michael in all his glory!!!
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