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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
Artwork by Jerry Rotondi
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Blog Archive
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- The 'bullseye building' in Dutch Kills
- Development complaints skyrocket
- Riders give 7 a 'C minus'
- AM-NY visits the Rockaways
- FNY in Hunters Point
- Future of the Elmhurst Library?
- Crappy on Racked
- Stories of preservation
- Was Pinky's accuser harassed by the NYPD?
- Unhappy with Crappy
- Location, location
- More arboricide in Maspeth
- Queens sewers not up to speed
- The rich get richer and the poor get poorer
- Crap Columns
- This is not a new house
- "What the...?" in the Meatpacking District
- Bloomie: "What's a little water?"
- Smoking caused Deutsche building fire
- Member of the dirty pol club
- Bait and switch
- NJ Senator in lobbying probe
- Crap village in Rego Park
- The Powerhouse - seeing is disbelieving
- Not getting what they paid for
- Houseboats forced to pick up anchor
- People made to move, lots left to the rats
- A tram for Fort Totten
- Storm causes big fat rat to scurry
- Tin Can Alley
- Call to have FDNY retirees inspect buildings
- It's not the first time Bovis is in trouble
- Avella vs. Crescent crap
- Sunnyside gets a facelift
- Some food-related quickies
- SUV crap
- New York Post pissed at Times Ledger
- Bye-bye Ben's?
- 'Cat & mouse game' at Deutsche building
- A tale of two Jamaicas
- Race matters
- Corporal punishment
- Rally against the Jamaica Plan
- Crappy's arrived!
- More street trees for Queens
- Bronx Hall of Waste
- Ladder 39 - the Pride of Woodlawn
- Stop in the name of the law!
- Soaked by tweeders
- Drinking tap water with Bob
- Creme de la Bronx crap
- More firefighters hurt at Deutsche building
- Council vs. containers
- Jamaica plan enters the home stretch
- Pete vs. pervs
- United against United Homes
- Crappy on the go
- Excavation a problem
- City says 'scram' to scammers
- Big plan for Metro corner
- New portable Queens Crap issue
- Putting up crap on Putnam
- Crappy visits City Hall
- ‘Street God has forgotten’
- Fixing up the Forest Hills Tennis Stadium
- Powerhouse crap
- Padavan against Jamaica plan
- Cromwell Crescent crap
- Crappy underground
- NY1's Queens: Then & Now
- Keep your Queens Crap rat-free
- More skeeter spraying for Queens
- Outta cash & outta luck
- Comm. board votes on Columbia expansion
- The Future Of New York
- State lawn litter bill becomes law
- Cause of fatal blaze under investigation
- A Grand 'Alteration'
- Johnny: Asians don't dump grease in sewers
- Guttman getting away with it
- Overdevelopment causing loads of garbage
- FDNY: Contractor responsible for deaths
- CB6 unanimously passes Forest Hills rezone
- Seeking dead end to development
- Quality-of-Life Inspectors Will Scoot in the City
- Parks flip-flops on U.S. Open parking plan
- Centerville still waiting after all these years
- Another corner of crap in Bayside
- Vickie still lost at sea
- Politicians divide us, politics lead us astray
- Queens Machine blames overdevelopment!
- Queens actress selling her mansion
- Bayside crap corner
- Tearing down the Times
- Sidestepping
- Blasting away at explosives
- Queens Library is best in nation
- The bad old days
- Flushing break up
- Buddhist Temple: Crap or not crap?
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26 comments:
The turtle-faced billionaire Bloomberg bozo should leave Manhattan once in awhile and take the #7 train to get a good look at the borough that he allowed to be trashed.
You suck Bloomberg!
It's a Red Sox fan, Crappy! Beat the piss out of him!
Nice looking lady in the background with reddish brown hair.
Hey Crapper, Is this going to be another one of your drawn out serials like your "Spring is Here" opus of a few months ago?
Well, it would have been over already if my buddy BL hadn't messed up!
"Nice looking lady in the background with reddish brown hair"
Settle down, Dennis.
Hi George I'm back from hiding out from my john who was going to beat me up because he thinks I stiffed him out of a few bucks. I heard he got arrested so here I am looking for a date. Did you see my ad in the Trib? What do you think?
I agree with you about the Queens Crap BORING series on springtime. Please QC no not again!
Look for my ad in the Trib.
I can't believe George bypasses the opportunity to comment on his favorite publisher.
george has all the luck
Hey I think I finally figured out why Gallagher appeals to women: Girls Really Do Prefer Pink
gallagher has all the luck.
No wait, what am I saying!!!
The spring series was good. Thus saith...
www.forgotten-ny.com
Oh we know it was good. George just enjoys busting people's chops. Still can't believe he is letting the Vicky opportunity to pass him by.
I am going to do a site search using the term "crappy" to try to call up the spring series that I missed.
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The photo captures the essence of the Commissar: he has the stare of the empty-headed elite.
If anything at all is happening in his head, it's probably the question: "How long do I have to stand here pretending to be a 'little person' "? "Is this what 'little people' actually look like"? "If I raised taxes a little more, would they all just go away"?
Can't a guy get a good night's sleep now and then?...Trixie, The Courier is looking for a writer for their new column, "Whore's Who"
...the address is 38-15 Bell Boulevard...now Trixie, Be sure to wear your nicest-smelling perfume, Eau de Schenklaire, and go up to the 2nd floor. Ask the receptionist you want to speak to Ms Schneps-Yunis [CHA-NEPZ YOO-NISS]about the writing job. Tell her George the Atheist highly recommended you.
Eau de Schenklaire makes me vomit. Why would I want that fat bastard's turd smell on me? I put up with it for years. It wasn't worth the discount on my ads. Besides his breath will make the skin fall off your face.
Speaking of ads, did you know that two weeks ago there was a big black ink mark right on my face in the Tribune ad and when I called Schenkler to complain he told me to drop dead and start advertising in the Voice with the other strippers.
Just because I turned 40 last week he throws me away. What a fat dirty piece of crap! I might add ugly too...oh well there goes my discount because he reads this site everyday.
Eau de Schenklaire? Never!
Please see my ad in the Trib.
George will you help with my resumé?
Doesn't Vicky already author the whore's column?
Just because you turned 40 is no reason to pine over your wilting flower. I'm sure there are other swains in Queens who get excited by wrinkles, blubber, and crow's feet.
[Hmmm. Who could George be talking about?]
On second thought, Trixie, you may be right with the Eau de Schenklaire Wasser..it can be a tad bit overwhelming (especially in this inclement weather we've been having!)...I suggest a fragrance a bit more delicate: Nussbaum No.5 - you definitely want a perfect impression on your first day of work!
"Just because you turned 40 is no reason to pine over your wilting flower. I'm sure there are other swains in Queens who get excited by wrinkles, blubber, and crow's feet."
I get the feeling that George may not be the best person to be asking for help in writing your resume, Trixie.
Mayor Mike loves to ride the subway
so he can cruise for guys on the way to the office!
"Oops....sorry I bumped into your ass buddy.....
it was an accident.
Would you like to come back to City Hall with me
and look at my etchings" ?
Looky here!!! It's king Michael in all his glory!!!
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