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- Queen Angers Her Subjects
- Coney Island Developer's Threat
- Another Construction Death
- 2nd Avenue Subway: maybe, maybe not
- Lots O'Landmarks
- Coming Soon: Another House Too Narrow
- Curbed on the Crapper
- Brooklyn Matters
- Quinn Hearing Tonight
- A Dirty Rat
- More $$$$ for Ratner
- Update on 88th Road Homes
- District Disparity
- LIC Renaissance Man
- What's going on at the NY Times?
- Bloomberg: Ending Self-Certification is a Bad Idea
- The Big Squeeze
- Demolition Review Legislation
- More on the forced gentrification of LIC
- Catering Crap
- Rundown Republican Club
- Pfizer leaving, but still giving back
- Nassau could give NYC a lesson in preservation
- And speaking of forced gentrification...
- "LIC? What a Dump!"
- Which is Worse?
- Cuomo Cuffs Contractors
- A Case of Crap
- Queens? Where is that?
- City Coffers Overflowing
- Laments in the Ledger
- A picture worth a thousand words
- Tour of the Ridgewood Reservoir
- Dominick Now Domiciled!
- Builders seek weaker immigration laws
- Inside Tierney's World
- How to Save Street Trees
- NYPD & DOB: Working Together
- When Less is More
- The Councilman doth protest too much, methinks!
- Southeastern Queens Fights Overdevelopment
- Brownstoner Buzz
- Press Conference/Rally on Sunday
- Risky Water View
- FNY in LIC
- Crappy Condo
- The Latest on Sunnyside
- Foreign Money Fueling Overdevelopment
- Yes, they start and end their trips here!
- State of the Borough, part 2
- Coincidence or Connection?
- Losing more than houses
- The Wrath of Crappy
- Update on Stop Work Order Property
- All Decked Out
- Quinn Took Fraud Money
- They're Down on Bowne
- The big 421-A lie
- A Man Who Talks Sense
- Houses of the Rising Sun
- Power Perks
- Food for Thought
- The Money Train
- That playground again
- Squeezing Richmond Hill
- Carvel Crap
- BOOKMARK THIS!
- Hipster Satire
- Hasta La Vista, El Barrio
- Flatiron Fiasco
- Sunday 3-for-1 Special
- Huanging Out
- An Excellent Question!
- More on Sunnyside
- Fabian Flophouse
- Someone who does have a million dollars...
- If I Had a Million Dollars...
- Building Queens Green
- News from Brooklyn
- "Lure for business investment" or urban nightmare?
- Another Stairway to Heaven
- Pinky Protests Park Proposal
- Felonious Reporting
- Overcrowded Schools
- Queens Chronicle on Sunnyside Gardens
- State of the Borough
- Hackett Building's Demise
- The New Coney
- It's Official: Helen Marshall is a Moron
- Cloud buster
- Con Ed Still Being Blamed
- Spitzer Takes Back Pataki's "Gift"
- New York: Not Number 2 Anymore?
- More Fun With Public Disclosures
- Bloomie's Billion Dollar Tax Cut
- Builder not giving up on glass tower plan
- Crap-o-rama
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4 comments:
The 4 eyed wimp in the article only looks like a future developer! Not to worry folks,...... he'll probably get mugged by the locals, move out and leave the destruction of this "shabby- chic" undervalued neighborhood to the real developers.....exploiters....par-excellaence!
Well I guess there are some benefits to having cub yuppie reporters moving to Queens and take advantage of its cheap rents. This guy writes with a hands-on familiarity about a place that could very well be in Queens. No one from Hollywood can dream up that unique experience.
He talks like a person who has spent afternoons shopping in dreary 99 cent stores, eating in restaurants serving animal parts unknown at home in Kansas, suffering through abysmal city services in Queens (mass transit and post offices come to mind) and wondering why, in a place that touts itself as having so many cultures and wonderful experiences, noticeably certain useful dimensions (as a good bookstore, bars where people don't wear shades at night, quality clothing stores, and perhaps a French bistro) are left out.
Maybe our Parks Commisioner Adrian Benepe has got the answer. Relax the "dog laws" and permit packs of unleashed Pit-Bulls to roam these neighborhoods during certain hours! That ought to keep out the "hipsters" (and cub reporters) from pioneering these "hoods" and ripening them up for the builders! Nice doggy, nice doggy.....here's a biscuit for you....please don't eat me!
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