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Blog Archive
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- Building Boom in NYC Hits the Wall
- Feds Probe Death of Crushed Worker
- Brick Houses, Winding Paths and Unexpected Sharp E...
- The View No Longer Is Pleasant
- "Major" Disaster
- Wrecking the Rows
- City's Building Boom Enters a New Phase
- Queens Village Trifecta
- House Tumor
- Daily Snooze
- Glendale Yeshiva Gets DOB’s Okay
- Update on Building Collapse
- Village Idiots
- Yet Another New Park for Manhattan
- BREAKING NEWS
- SAYING NO TO CONDO
- Home for the Holidays
- A Queens Crap History Lesson
- Even Santa Hates Queens Crap
- A Christmas Wish
- Cookie-Cutter Crap
- Bravo Times Two
- Congestion Pricing: What's the Problem With Queens?
- Rego Park Travesty
- Beefing Up Code Enforcement
- From Across the Pond with Love
- Special Night Vision Queens Crap
- Queens (Crap) Boulevard
- From Ranch House to Queens Crap
- The NYC Conspiracy of Overdevelopment
- Narrowminded...
- Queens, for a Day
- Colden Street's Coldness
- Stairway to Heaven
- Developer Greed 101
- Translocating the Green Lady
- Kew Gardens Colonial
- The Mayor's Plan
- Are there millionaires in Maspeth?
- The Future is Today...and It's Not Pretty!
- Morrell House
- Flushing Frightfest
- A "Yikes!" from the Queens Gold Coast
- Flushing Avenue - an appropriate name!
- Elmhurst Half-House
- Welcome to Queens Crap!
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2 comments:
It seems like most new houses don't have fireplaces. But the Children of Queens need not worry- Santa has a number of ways to gets into QueensCrap houses:
1. Easily removes the rusted metalic door.
2. Sneaks in a few days early and hides in the illegal basement apartment until Christmas
3. Removes the Fedders and squeezes through the opening.
4. Bribes local elected official to gain access to the property.
5. Poses as Department of Buildings Inspector. Oh, wait, they don't come to Queens. Nevermind.. skip that one.
Anyone else got ideas for Santa?
Merry Christmas!!
How about walking right in through the front door?
Most illegal conversions are little more than dorms for transients, and as the landlord doesn't live on the property, who knows who lives there?
Of course, you can call the police when you see a stranger breaking in, but, well, we all know about response time for the finest in Queens, don't we?
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