Are there millionaires in Maspeth?

If you are looking to make a cool million on a house, the blue-collar neighborhoods along the L.I.E. are probably not the place to try. And, if you were a millionaire, would you spend 1.2 million dollars on this house? No joking, that is what the listing price is, despite lacking a lawn and side windows. All this is available on Hull Avenue just a stone's throw from the smog and noise of the Long Island Expressway. My, what a bargain!